Perry Michael Simon
@pmsimon.bsky.social
Media columnist at Barrett Sports Media/Barrett News Media. Formerly EIC at AllAccess.com, Nerdist, PD at KLSX, Y107, NJ101.5. Elsewhere @pmsimon
Sometimes, the only escape is through the water.
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sometimes, the only escape is through the water.
Hello from Max and Mabel!
September 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hello from Max and Mabel!
Greetings from nearly empty loanDepot Park, where at least 3/4 of those who braved rush hour traffic to get here (myself included) are wearing Phillies gear.
June 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Greetings from nearly empty loanDepot Park, where at least 3/4 of those who braved rush hour traffic to get here (myself included) are wearing Phillies gear.
Say hello to the newest member of our menagerie, Max. A little over three months old. Mabel is a little perturbed by the sudden competition.
June 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Say hello to the newest member of our menagerie, Max. A little over three months old. Mabel is a little perturbed by the sudden competition.
The G.O.P.'s fundraising emails are getting more and more threatening. "COMPLETE AND TOTAL TERMINATION" of my "Top MAGA Patriot status"! Good thing I'm not a "Top MAGA Patriot" to begin with. Or any level MAGA. And there's no membership to renew, so...
March 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The G.O.P.'s fundraising emails are getting more and more threatening. "COMPLETE AND TOTAL TERMINATION" of my "Top MAGA Patriot status"! Good thing I'm not a "Top MAGA Patriot" to begin with. Or any level MAGA. And there's no membership to renew, so...
Earth is off its axis again
June 5, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Earth is off its axis again
Just a typical Sunday afternoon.
March 3, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Just a typical Sunday afternoon.
My promising future
January 25, 2024 at 3:17 PM
My promising future
Among the casualties at the @latimes.com today must have been the editors responsible for making sure “Harbaugh” is correctly spelled in social media graphics.
January 25, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Among the casualties at the @latimes.com today must have been the editors responsible for making sure “Harbaugh” is correctly spelled in social media graphics.
Football coverage in the West Palm Beach market right now. Not complaining, though. Tornadoes take precedence over football. (We’re fine, BTW, well south of the warning area. For now, at least.)
January 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Football coverage in the West Palm Beach market right now. Not complaining, though. Tornadoes take precedence over football. (We’re fine, BTW, well south of the warning area. For now, at least.)
Someone make sure the Sixers are aware of this tonight.
January 7, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Someone make sure the Sixers are aware of this tonight.
Nextdoor continues to be fascinating.
January 5, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Nextdoor continues to be fascinating.
I would have loved to have been in the meeting in which the executives convinced each other that this is a good idea and won’t be impossibly confusing to consumers.
December 11, 2023 at 4:25 PM
I would have loved to have been in the meeting in which the executives convinced each other that this is a good idea and won’t be impossibly confusing to consumers.
Dinner table view. They’re rubbing it in.
December 5, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Dinner table view. They’re rubbing it in.
Think I'll skip clicking on this one, thanks.
November 29, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Think I'll skip clicking on this one, thanks.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
November 23, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
If they're OK with microwaved Lean Cuisine, we can make this work.
November 20, 2023 at 5:04 PM
If they're OK with microwaved Lean Cuisine, we can make this work.
Snakes dig Wawa
November 11, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Snakes dig Wawa
New profile pic
November 11, 2023 at 2:40 PM
New profile pic
I’m really not sure who these people singing “Feelin’ Groovy” are, where they got those clothes, or what’s going on, but “cobblestone look at your butt” is quite a lyric. And Liberace joins in!
October 31, 2023 at 12:00 AM
I’m really not sure who these people singing “Feelin’ Groovy” are, where they got those clothes, or what’s going on, but “cobblestone look at your butt” is quite a lyric. And Liberace joins in!