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Golden T. Grigg
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Cryogenic freezing survivor
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*idiocracy is a documentary voice* Dune is a documentary
The emperors of capitalism are drugged out of their minds.
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My coworker told me yesterday that a "tree shaped like a person" got in his car and shook his hand one time
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Infinite love and support to the people of Iran and Palestine and anywhere else on earth unfortunate enough to be caught in the stupid, bloodthirsty gaze of America and Israel
June 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Does anyone wanna give me a sailboat?
June 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
An edgelord of moderation
February 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Gooch funeral home
January 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Any candidate that runs on turning everyone into cartoons will get my vote
January 14, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Bad time to have an unusual number of fingers, everyone's gonna assume every photo of you is fake
December 28, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Now listening
December 11, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Now listening
December 11, 2023 at 10:27 PM
This bozo eating soup on the bus!
October 28, 2023 at 8:18 PM
The garbage patch is cool, real water world vibes AND it kills seagulls!
October 19, 2023 at 2:56 PM
A penis morissette
October 16, 2023 at 8:43 PM
You'd think the entire society turning into scams and everyone having access to a 24h/day stream of lies would make people less credulous but it seems to have had the opposite effect
October 13, 2023 at 2:47 PM
President Joe Biden is missing after shouting "I'm going to candy land!" at reporters and speeding away before the secret service could respond
September 23, 2023 at 5:16 PM
September 16, 2023 at 7:03 PM
I think you should have to read every opinion before you get to have your own
September 15, 2023 at 10:53 PM
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The path of least resistance isn't so tough
September 8, 2023 at 2:24 PM
I didn't know they had vaccines in dnd
September 8, 2023 at 8:39 PM
If sebulba was on that plane it wouldn't have went down like it did
September 4, 2023 at 10:44 PM
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Fundamentally unserious is when you think the magic the gathering character on your favorite flavor of hot pocket actually eat that flavor of hot pocket
September 3, 2023 at 9:47 AM
Seems crazy that a stray that couldn't hunt would last this long and seems crazy that someone would let him roam about this much, he's getting scratched up and dehydrated
September 3, 2023 at 6:12 AM