plfrederick
@plfrederick.bsky.social
If there's no magic how come when you burp up watermelon it tastes like cucumber?
Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP
Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP
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Keys found embedded in jam sandwich. Apologies.
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Keys found embedded in jam sandwich. Apologies.
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hey what if i use a machine that can't do math to help with my taxes
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hey what if i use a machine that can't do math to help with my taxes
A lovely grounding thing about a bull and his vegetarian ex-butcher. Not HIS butcher, but his butcher, you know? Look just read it.
THREAD.
A couple of years ago I went on a pilgrimage to the derelict moorland cottage where a vegetarian ex-butcher once lived with a bull he had adopted, named Scrunch.
You will find the story in the alt text...
A couple of years ago I went on a pilgrimage to the derelict moorland cottage where a vegetarian ex-butcher once lived with a bull he had adopted, named Scrunch.
You will find the story in the alt text...
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
A lovely grounding thing about a bull and his vegetarian ex-butcher. Not HIS butcher, but his butcher, you know? Look just read it.
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
Sure, a broken heart is terrible but have you ever bought a used puzzle?
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sure, a broken heart is terrible but have you ever bought a used puzzle?
A must read thread about the yoga and cheese behind the beauty that is…PIS? Philippe Islington-Smythe 😂🤣💕
THREAD. In her exclusive interview in today's Daily Telegraph Magazine, the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world...
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
A must read thread about the yoga and cheese behind the beauty that is…PIS? Philippe Islington-Smythe 😂🤣💕
It would be helpful if we stop using “rich” and “poor”
Not one of us is a poor human being
People who don’t have much especially know this
Start using “you make over $250,000 a year” and “you make under $250,000 a year”
It brings clarity to voting & life
Not one of us is a poor human being
People who don’t have much especially know this
Start using “you make over $250,000 a year” and “you make under $250,000 a year”
It brings clarity to voting & life
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It would be helpful if we stop using “rich” and “poor”
Not one of us is a poor human being
People who don’t have much especially know this
Start using “you make over $250,000 a year” and “you make under $250,000 a year”
It brings clarity to voting & life
Not one of us is a poor human being
People who don’t have much especially know this
Start using “you make over $250,000 a year” and “you make under $250,000 a year”
It brings clarity to voting & life
What does Y / N mean?
AI: It means Why / Envelope.
AI: It means Why / Envelope.
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
What does Y / N mean?
AI: It means Why / Envelope.
AI: It means Why / Envelope.
Absolutely loved the Rachmaninoff piece just now on David O’Leary’s program! My relative with Alzheimer’s is walking on air after listening. Thank you @crbclassical.bsky.social
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Happy supporters of WCRB over here
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Happy supporters of WCRB over here
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Absolutely loved the Rachmaninoff piece just now on David O’Leary’s program! My relative with Alzheimer’s is walking on air after listening. Thank you @crbclassical.bsky.social
💕🎵💕
Happy supporters of WCRB over here
💕🎵💕
Happy supporters of WCRB over here
Sharing this from an AMAZING painter / teacher / artist Jim Musil. Just don’t win mine haha (please don’t)
Hey! Hey! It’s my birthday and to celebrate I’m giving away 50 free prints this week.
Each mini print is 5x5” and mounted onto a ¾” thick wood panel. They’re adorable and every bit as beautiful as my large prints, just smaller.
Good luck!
Each mini print is 5x5” and mounted onto a ¾” thick wood panel. They’re adorable and every bit as beautiful as my large prints, just smaller.
Good luck!
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sharing this from an AMAZING painter / teacher / artist Jim Musil. Just don’t win mine haha (please don’t)
I just…can’t…stop looking at Lukas
This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I just…can’t…stop looking at Lukas
Search engine results became so sh*tified that the top result is now their AI answer bot, which shows like the answer that used to be there when it worked? As a useful link? For free?
It’s like that NASA story about developing a pen to write upside down in space. Cost millions $$$. When pencils.
It’s like that NASA story about developing a pen to write upside down in space. Cost millions $$$. When pencils.
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Search engine results became so sh*tified that the top result is now their AI answer bot, which shows like the answer that used to be there when it worked? As a useful link? For free?
It’s like that NASA story about developing a pen to write upside down in space. Cost millions $$$. When pencils.
It’s like that NASA story about developing a pen to write upside down in space. Cost millions $$$. When pencils.
I figured it out. This is Bluesky. Posts are called skeets cuz skeet shooting. You fire skeets up into the blue sky and hope to shoot them with your shotgun / butterfly. 🏆
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I figured it out. This is Bluesky. Posts are called skeets cuz skeet shooting. You fire skeets up into the blue sky and hope to shoot them with your shotgun / butterfly. 🏆
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tom brady shouldn't have cloned his dog. he should have cloned my dog instead
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
tom brady shouldn't have cloned his dog. he should have cloned my dog instead
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Birdsong is something that can be a vital part of your well-being for years without you noticing or appreciating it, like having intact internal organs.
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Birdsong is something that can be a vital part of your well-being for years without you noticing or appreciating it, like having intact internal organs.
😂🤣😂 very fun thread 😂🤣😂 taking a burned out lightbulb to the store to ensure you buy the correct replacement bulb 🤣😂🤣
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
😂🤣😂 very fun thread 😂🤣😂 taking a burned out lightbulb to the store to ensure you buy the correct replacement bulb 🤣😂🤣
Not many know this but actor Andrew Garfield is the grandson of comic sensation Garfield the cat.
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Not many know this but actor Andrew Garfield is the grandson of comic sensation Garfield the cat.
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Daylight savings tonight. Don't forget to put out cookies for Santa.
November 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Daylight savings tonight. Don't forget to put out cookies for Santa.
Nobody (on LinkedIn) knows I’m posting (on LinkedIn) in a unicorn headdress
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October 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Nobody (on LinkedIn) knows I’m posting (on LinkedIn) in a unicorn headdress
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Sorry but THIS UNIT (me) NOT LABLED FOR INDIVIDUAL SALE
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sorry but THIS UNIT (me) NOT LABLED FOR INDIVIDUAL SALE
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That's crazy.
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
That's crazy.
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October 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Anything goes on Halloween but we all outlaw pumpkins with pustules 🤢
October 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Anything goes on Halloween but we all outlaw pumpkins with pustules 🤢
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The work of hand knitting fiber artist Kendal Ross #WomensArt
October 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The work of hand knitting fiber artist Kendal Ross #WomensArt