Crystal Smith-Connelly
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Crystal Smith-Connelly
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Playwright/comedy writer/writer-director of the Godly Acres web series
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYo3zfdc7Vik96UepCaEMi1J9zWnkewUD&si=z00RSdPUZObHwr8N
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I wrote and directed a web series about Greek gods in therapy...check it out if you need a laugh! 😊
#GreekMythology

youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Godly Acres Web Series - YouTube
A web series about Greek gods in therapy
youtube.com
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December 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Our first Christmas with Emaline ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Happy Birthday to my precious Emaline...I can't believe she's already a year old! We've had her for almost 10 months, and we love her so much. 😊❤️🎉
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Having a truly outrageous Halloween (truly, truly, truly outrageous) 😊🎤⭐️ #Jem
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Happy #NationalDogDay... I love this precious girl so much! ❤️
August 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
August 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
We adopted Emaline from Pet Helpers six months ago today, and I loved her the moment I met her. We're giving this precious girl a life full of love, tummy rubs, treats, and a ridiculous amount of toys, and I'm so glad she's ours. 😊❤️🐾
August 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have always been my #1 writing role models, and after last night I love them even more. 😊
What are the odds we get an executive order to ban South Park in 3…2…1
July 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Reposted by Crystal Smith-Connelly
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Goat Herpes and Other Problems came out 11 years ago today...I don't know if it's my best book, but it definitely has the best title. 😉
#comedy #plays #greekmythology
May 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm so glad I got to exist the same time as Judy Gemstone, and I love my new shirt from Rough House Pictures. 😊❤️
#therighteousgemstones
May 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Happy World Book Day! 😊🎭📚
April 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Happy World Theatre Day! 😊🎭
March 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Happy #NationalPuppyDay! We adopted Emaline last month, and I love this precious girl so much. ❤️
March 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's National Love Your Pet Day, and I love this precious pup so much. Emaline is ridiculously adorable, and she's pretty sweet most of the time too...it's been two weeks since we adopted her from Pet Helpers, and I still can't believe we got so lucky. 💕
February 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We adopted Emaline from Pet Helpers a week ago, and we love her so much. This precious puppy has brought a ton of joy into our lives, and she seems really happy here. We're going to give this sweet girl the best life. ❤️
February 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Crystal Smith-Connelly
It’s time for people of faith, morality, and conscience to hold the people in our lives accountable for their willing partnership with this filth.

FULL POST: johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/we-may-nee...
Our New Cold War: We May Need to Cut Ties With Trump Supporters
I really hate this.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
February 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Adopted this miniature Aussie mix from Pet Helpers a few days ago...Emaline is the sweetest puppy, and I love her so much. ❤️
February 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I wrote and directed a web series about Greek gods in therapy...check it out if you need a laugh! 😊
#GreekMythology

youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Godly Acres Web Series - YouTube
A web series about Greek gods in therapy
youtube.com
January 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Reposted by Crystal Smith-Connelly
If a plea for kindness and empathy makes you furious, you might be a sociopath.
January 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by Crystal Smith-Connelly
Inspectors General are key public servants tasked with holding our government accountable. They’re independent, nonpartisan whose work is identifying fraud, waste, & importantly, abuse. Trump just fired them all. Make no mistake: he's purging those who will protect the rule of law.
January 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
A program from my first production, when "Never Trust an Angel" was performed at the Milburn Stone Theatre in Maryland on January 25, 2008 😊🎭
#playwright
January 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by Crystal Smith-Connelly
January 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I can't believe we're doing this again. 🙄
January 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM