platypodus.bsky.social
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I wonder if the name "Donald" will be phased out of existence like the name "Adolf" was. Imagine reading a "Today I learned" in 60 years that's like "before WW3, there was a famous cartoon character called Donald Duck". Insanity.
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 PM
#Trump verachten in allen Ehren, aber die deutsche Politik sollte sich vielleicht erstmal den eigenen #Spahn aus dem Auge ziehen. Offen korrupt, aber seine Macht wächst stetig.
Züchten wir uns unseren eigenen Trump?
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
To my fellow pro two state solution demonstrators: play #SweetCaroline and chant #FreePalestine to the rhythm. It a banger. "Free Pa Les Tine: Oh Oh Oh"
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Maybe #Trump was just sick of eating McD all the time and asked his staffers to bring him a mad gyros and they misunderstood. #venezuela #foodforthought
January 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
When actors aren't even typecast, but never get a role again after their one hit, maybe we should call that "Byers Regret". #strangerthings
January 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
If women aren't about just sex, why do we call them the fairer sex? #philosophy
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm probably not the first, but shouldn't we be referring to #EdgarAllenPoe as The Woet? #thewoet #thewoetwrotetheraven
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Can we coin the term "provecy" for a "self-fulfilling prophecy"? If it proves itself, it's a provecy.

#neologism
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Look, this sounds silly, but I just realized a prime reason to vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social : he'll probably be the first mayor of New York City who'll be able to karaoke the Plain White T's #heytheredelilah. This is crazy, because a) the song mentions NYC and b) it was a hit 20(!) years ago
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Prediction: as long as humans are reliant on language, music will stay the most important art form.
October 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
When labourers started disputing labor and labor rights, they were called saboteurs, from sabot, shoe. They walked noisily.

Now that we face a new era of labor reduction and wealth inequality, I wonder what will be the root word that coins this generations "sabotage".
September 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The enemy is transparency, because transparency enforced truth. We're kept in line by shame and a false sense of privacy and propriety, but in the end, that's more harmful to all of us than just embracing full transparency, on every front.
September 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Wanna know the real reason people aren't having kids anymore? The emancipation of the woman.

It sounds insane, but hear me out: In the olden days, women were expected to stay home and do all the household shit, which also meant looking after the kids.
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July 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The anti-fascism protests in the US should write a version of "No milk today" by Herman's Hermits that goes "No kings today" ("it wasn't always so")
#nokings
June 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Of late the knives are long in the United States.

In two separate events, two democratic senators have been shot in Minnesota, where the Democrats hold a majority of only one vote.

This is a clear coup being carried out, both slower and quicker than feared.
June 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
After learning of the death star, it didn't take the rebels more than two weeks to destroy it.

#Andor #starwars #workethic
June 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"You do You" and "Do yourself" are almost antonyms.

#showerthoughts
June 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ich dränge darauf die Schwarz-Rote #Koalition in Erinnerung an den GAU als GAK (größte anzunehmende Koalition) zu bezeichnen. #bundesregierung @tagesschau.de.web.brid.gy @zeit.de
April 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Ich habe einen Vorschlag:
Jetzt wo die #Bundestagswahl2025 vorbei ist, können wir doch alle Berichte über die AFD veröffentlichen und ein #Verbotsverfahren anstoßen.

Wenn dann in drei Wochen klar ist, dass #Merz es einfach verkackt mit der Regierungsbildung, machen wir #Neuwahlen mit #Pistorius. :)
March 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When people say "the middle class" is what makes a society great, they aren't telling you the whole story.
Imagine wealth as a spectrum, poor people on one side, rich folks on the other.
We want a big ol' middle class in the middle. Many, many people who are neither rich nor poor.
March 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The disdain for confident assertion of fact has led to a massive decline in the discussion of solutions.

We spend decades debating the "if" and "how", but we never reach the stage of "dealing with it".
February 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Looking at the state of science in the US the #EuropeanUnion should start a fund for scientist who want to leave the #USA now. Call it Operation pilcrepaP if you want, but get on with it!
February 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ey was stimmt denn bei euch nicht @zdfheute Dieses #framing ist so abscheulich. In der Fragestellung die #Demokratie als "schwach" darzustellen, statt darauf hinzuweisen, dass #Trump Diktatorenallüren hat, ist doch Teil des Problems, das erst zu seiner Wahl geführt hat.
February 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Ich sage es jetzt und einmalig:
Sollte sich 2013 wiederholen und #RGR durch ein Wunder möglich sein, und die #SPD geht trotzdem in eine Schwarz-Rote Koalition, dann kotze ich.

Und ich hoffe ihr kotzt alle mit. #Gruppenkotzen vor der SPD Zentrale (um Ostern rum dann).
#Bundestagswahl2025
February 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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90 Min. #TVDuell, 0 Min. Klimaschutz.

Währenddessen:
February 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM