Matt
@plasticdeer.bsky.social
Pulled out of a peat bog. Residing in Austin. Third thing.
In 2026, I’m gonna befriend the roaches in my house.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
In 2026, I’m gonna befriend the roaches in my house.
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
2026 is gonna be my year
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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Of course Epstein used Yahoo Mail. What a sicko.
September 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Of course Epstein used Yahoo Mail. What a sicko.
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If you’re running for Congress, maybe talk about passing a bill to refund everyone the difference in their health premiums for 2026 if republicans fail to pass ACA subsidy extensions.
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If you’re running for Congress, maybe talk about passing a bill to refund everyone the difference in their health premiums for 2026 if republicans fail to pass ACA subsidy extensions.
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Breaking: Crazy President Doing Crazy President Shit
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Breaking: Crazy President Doing Crazy President Shit
Breaking: Crazy President Doing Crazy President Shit
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Breaking: Crazy President Doing Crazy President Shit
It’s called remodeling your bathroom.
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It’s called remodeling your bathroom.
Micro influencers? Seriously? Unplug. Zuck and others need us more than we need them. Log off and see what happens.
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Micro influencers? Seriously? Unplug. Zuck and others need us more than we need them. Log off and see what happens.
Walking through IKEA?
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Walking through IKEA?
Pigeon Detractor > Pigeon Fancier
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Pigeon Detractor > Pigeon Fancier
Taxi driver with a small bladder. Who dis?
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Taxi driver with a small bladder. Who dis?
I wrote the Voynich manuscript, bitches.
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I wrote the Voynich manuscript, bitches.
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I keep reading Al Gore’s name as Artificial Intelligence Gore.
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I keep reading Al Gore’s name as Artificial Intelligence Gore.
That’s right. I’m posting on Bluesky. Duck you. 🦆
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
That’s right. I’m posting on Bluesky. Duck you. 🦆
Bluesky thinks I’m a bird aficionado. 🐦
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Bluesky thinks I’m a bird aficionado. 🐦
According to autocorrect, Duck Cheney has died. 🦆 quack
November 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
According to autocorrect, Duck Cheney has died. 🦆 quack
I keep reading Al Gore’s name as Artificial Intelligence Gore.
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I keep reading Al Gore’s name as Artificial Intelligence Gore.
Jesus made the Dodgers strike out tonight.
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Jesus made the Dodgers strike out tonight.
Large language models are for small minds.
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Large language models are for small minds.
I can’t be bothered, I’m focused like a laser on building a ballroom.
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I can’t be bothered, I’m focused like a laser on building a ballroom.
They’re tearing down the East wing of the White House to build a Jeffrey Epstein memorial ballroom?
October 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
They’re tearing down the East wing of the White House to build a Jeffrey Epstein memorial ballroom?
Today I walked into the grocery store just as the guitar solo for “Beat it” began. I felt like a king.
October 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Today I walked into the grocery store just as the guitar solo for “Beat it” began. I felt like a king.
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You can't say "peace out" at the Pentagon anymore. You have to say "war out"
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You can't say "peace out" at the Pentagon anymore. You have to say "war out"