Matt
@plasticdeer.bsky.social
Pulled out of a peat bog. Residing in Austin. Third thing.
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
2026 is gonna be my year
It’s called remodeling your bathroom.
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It’s called remodeling your bathroom.
Walking through IKEA?
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Walking through IKEA?
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Most Improved Despot of 2025!
August 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Most Improved Despot of 2025!
Zuck said to Jesus "You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand."
August 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Zuck said to Jesus "You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand."
Perhaps I can be incentivized to do good and moral things.
August 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Perhaps I can be incentivized to do good and moral things.
Roses are red, flowers attract bees…
April 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Roses are red, flowers attract bees…
Mommy, why is it so cold here?
March 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Mommy, why is it so cold here?
And here’s Vice President Vance testing the environmental limits of his eyeliner in Greenland. Brrr!
March 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
And here’s Vice President Vance testing the environmental limits of his eyeliner in Greenland. Brrr!
New York knows what’s up.
March 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
New York knows what’s up.
Southwest Airlines is now ready to board the B group.
February 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Southwest Airlines is now ready to board the B group.
Can I buy your presidential library?
January 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Can I buy your presidential library?
Kek you frens later, anons.
January 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Kek you frens later, anons.
