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Derek Plaslaiko
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To my U.F.O. friend
Goodbye, goodbye
Given that the Kraken crypto exchange has introduced their Venmo style app Krak, I wanted to throw out MY referral code where EACH of us get $10

So, even if I don't know you, we can each give each other $10 :)

Basically, I want your $10, and you can take mine

Here's my referral code: t8hk2g37
July 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I should just change my name to "Late to the Party" because I also didn't know that THIS ever happened!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uu5...
Prince - Creep live at Coachella April 26, 2008 (High Quality)
YouTube video by dead musicians
www.youtube.com
May 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
OK, so... admittedly, I was late to the party on Big Thief. Better late than never, right?

And now... Sharon Van Etten!!!

Wow! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!!
May 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Reposted by Derek Plaslaiko
May 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Hail Mary
Full of grace
Pray for us sinners
Now
And til the hour of our death

We are so fucked....
Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C.
Get the latest news on President Donald Trump’s return to the White House and the Republican-led Congress.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Has anyone on MacOS recently had ALL websites switched from "dark mode" to "light mode" without prompting?

Mine all seemingly switched on their own last week...
April 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
youtube.com/watch?v=lTon...

A side of Mitch Hedberg I've never seen.

Enjoy!
Why comedy legend, Mitch Hedberg, is globally recognized.
YouTube video by Kevin Nealon
youtube.com
March 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Reposted by Derek Plaslaiko
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
theonion.com/egg-companie...
March 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Pre-order this book
Read it
Read all of her Substack
Read Sarah's other books

Be blown away.
In 2016, I worried that the US would soon be destroyed. So for the next eight years, I took my kids everywhere I could so they'd know their country firsthand. We drove in every direction to see things from all sides.

Our story is a book, and I hope you'll preorder: www.thelastamericanroadtrip.com
The Last American Road Trip
The New York Times bestselling author of They Knew, Hiding in Plain Sight, and The View from Flyover Country navigates a changing America as she and her fami...
www.thelastamericanroadtrip.com
March 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sad situation, but couldn't this have been avoided by anyone who owned an Apple IIe back in the day?

www.unmc.edu/healthsecuri...
March 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by Derek Plaslaiko
This was just 233 days ago:
February 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Kash Patel is on Trump's Dick so hard that we should call him Kash Lewinsky
February 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I hoped Republicans in the Senate were confirming the Tulsi's and the McMahon's and the Kennedy's so they could pass on Patel without fear of retribution.

By, you know... having a spine.

I was wrong. AND foolish for thinking it might go differently.
Senate narrowly confirms Trump nominee Kash Patel for FBI director
Kash Patel is a staunch ally of President Donald Trump who has called for profound changes at the FBI.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm the kind of guy who butters both sides of the bread
February 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm sure I'm nowhere near the 1st, or even the 10,000th, but ..

OH, HAI DEARBORN, MI!!!

Too bad looking at Trump's history of deceit was too hard for you.

We tried to warn you

"Trump Says Palestinians Will Not Be Allowed to Return to Gaza Under His Proposal"

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/10/w...
Live briefing: Hamas delays hostage release, Israel orders military to ‘highest level of readiness’
Hamas and Israel on Monday traded accusations of ceasefire violations in Gaza.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I can't open a bag of Trader Joe's dried apple rings without eating the entire bag in 1 sitting.

Are the apple rings the problem?

Or...am I the problem?
January 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Dude, whatever...

What do you think is IN the chilli???!!!???

It wouldn't stop me.

Shit..it HASN'T stopped me.

www.freep.com/story/news/l...
Health Department offers details about Lafayette Coney's rodent 'infestation' closure
The iconic downtown Detroit diner closed after a visit from the Detroit Health Department. Now it is taking steps to prevent future rodent problems.
www.freep.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Update from Shawn Paik
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Yep. And I am one of them. I'm ignoring almost every political podcast I used to listen to on the regular. And the ones I'm even open to listening to are only getting a minimal amount of my time.

And I feel SO much better in my day-to-day life.

apnews.com/article/poli...
Americans are exhausted by political news. TV ratings and a new AP-NORC poll show they're tuning out
A lot of Americans, after an intense presidential election campaign, are looking for a break in political news.
apnews.com
December 27, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Reposted by Derek Plaslaiko
I wonder if Bluesky is mature enough (emotionally, that is) to talk about trans issues with nuance and honesty without posts turning into horrible troll magnets?
December 7, 2024 at 5:50 PM
GOD, I hate our legal system.

ABC would almost certainly have lost this case. And he sued them just for fun, like all the SLAPP lawsuits he brings

Had that case been brought to trial at the time of the incident in question, it would have 100% been a rape charge.

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/14/u...
ABC to Pay $15 Million to Settle a Defamation Suit Brought by Trump
The outcome of the lawsuit marks an unusual victory for President-elect Donald J. Trump in his ongoing legal campaign against national news organizations.
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2024 at 11:12 PM
@soulcenter.bsky.social I see you, Dr Brinkmann! Hope you are doing well! And that our paths cross again sometime soon!
December 14, 2024 at 12:53 AM
@scubaofficial.bsky.social and a good day to you, sir!
December 10, 2024 at 8:14 PM
/me signs into Bsky for the first time in a week:

"Hmmm... I wonder what crazy shit @acab4cutie.top & @themckenziest.gay are saying/doing today?"

Hehehehe

(PS: not stalking you!)
December 3, 2024 at 6:34 PM