Random conversation while cuddling our five year old this morning.

Daughter: Daddy, what's the name of that pirate show, and did you watch it?

Me: Oh, One Piece? Yes, we watched it.

Daughter: You only watched one piece? Was it bad?

Mom bursts out laughing.

super mario should have cut his mushroom into 0.15g pieces and taken them once every three days for inspiration. instead of eating the whole thing and then killing turtles

Citronos devouring his children (2022)

To do list before tonight’s 40ish year University reunion:

1. Lose a stone
2. Whiten teeth
3. Get appointed to Supreme Court

Of course

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Ok, new social media account, should probably say something profound for my first post, so here it is.

Macadamias.

That's it. That's the post.