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PJB
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Trans 🏳️‍⚧️, autism, ADHD, probably a furry too.

Lead developer of Space Station 14. I do a lot of programming and have strong opinions about computers.

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I _wish_ I could pay Microsoft $100/year and get something that is as easy to use as Apple's tooling
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Oh yeah, if you try to find _anything_ about the infrastructure or specific providers? Rest assured, the only thing you will find is blogspam SEO garbage (that is probably AI generated nowadays) where the domain name includes "ssl"
February 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
We are looking into this for SS14 because Microsoft did something and it caused our app to randomely start failing SmartScreen warnings unprompted, even for existing players. Other games like Geometry Dash were also affected. _sigh_
February 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
The only other option which isn't in the "hundreds per year + requires a company registration" is STILL more expensive than Apple and has 0 documentation for their services.
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The least terrible provider seems to be Microsoft Azure's solution, but it requires 3 years of existing business history to be applicable.
February 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
@junk@booping.synth.download this is why we need dragons ​:drgn_evil:​
January 30, 2026 at 12:35 PM