PJB
@pjb.sharkey.slugcat.systems
Trans 🏳️⚧️, autism, ADHD, probably a furry too.
Lead developer of Space Station 14. I do a lot of programming and have strong opinions about computers.
I […]
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Lead developer of Space Station 14. I do a lot of programming and have strong opinions about computers.
I […]
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://sharkey.slugcat.systems/@pjb, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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This isn't a fucking meme. I had to download a Microsoft SDK (last updated 2024) because the documentation included LITERALLY IS NOT ONLINE
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This isn't a fucking meme. I had to download a Microsoft SDK (last updated 2024) because the documentation included LITERALLY IS NOT ONLINE
Everybody who has ever bitched about Apple demanding 100$/year for their developer program has _never_ seen the absolute ripoff that is code signing certificates for Microsoft. It's absolutely disgusting and easily 500+ dollars a month on some providers.
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Everybody who has ever bitched about Apple demanding 100$/year for their developer program has _never_ seen the absolute ripoff that is code signing certificates for Microsoft. It's absolutely disgusting and easily 500+ dollars a month on some providers.
Straight up phlogging it, and with "it", well, let's just say
the enemy spawn gate
the enemy spawn gate
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Straight up phlogging it, and with "it", well, let's just say
the enemy spawn gate
the enemy spawn gate
Morse code over PiShock
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Morse code over PiShock
Sharkey "speak as a cat" mode but instead of "na" -> "nya" it producs "ña" instead
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Sharkey "speak as a cat" mode but instead of "na" -> "nya" it producs "ña" instead
The Rain World blog post is not even half done
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
The Rain World blog post is not even half done
I put on a facemask because they mentioned c3flu at the opening keynote for fosdem and like
man I'm the only one in this room wearing a mask and I can feel the implicit peer pressure but that just makes me feel more wrong for giving in now
man I'm the only one in this room wearing a mask and I can feel the implicit peer pressure but that just makes me feel more wrong for giving in now
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I put on a facemask because they mentioned c3flu at the opening keynote for fosdem and like
man I'm the only one in this room wearing a mask and I can feel the implicit peer pressure but that just makes me feel more wrong for giving in now
man I'm the only one in this room wearing a mask and I can feel the implicit peer pressure but that just makes me feel more wrong for giving in now
Presenter: "our agenda today"
Me, thinking: "our gender today"?
Me, thinking: "our gender today"?
February 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Presenter: "our agenda today"
Me, thinking: "our gender today"?
Me, thinking: "our gender today"?
Cursed idea: Move semantics Roslyn analyzer for C#
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Cursed idea: Move semantics Roslyn analyzer for C#
[Lewd]
Measuring your avatar's bust size in megabytes of VRAM
Measuring your avatar's bust size in megabytes of VRAM
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 AM
[Lewd]
Measuring your avatar's bust size in megabytes of VRAM
Measuring your avatar's bust size in megabytes of VRAM
Who up fossing they dem
January 31, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Who up fossing they dem
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God I wish that was me
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
God I wish that was me
> Regular game update
> Microsoft Smartscreen suddenly starts shitting itself even though we didn't even change anything significant
sigh. I should get a cert ig
> Microsoft Smartscreen suddenly starts shitting itself even though we didn't even change anything significant
sigh. I should get a cert ig
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 PM
> Regular game update
> Microsoft Smartscreen suddenly starts shitting itself even though we didn't even change anything significant
sigh. I should get a cert ig
> Microsoft Smartscreen suddenly starts shitting itself even though we didn't even change anything significant
sigh. I should get a cert ig
Google I don't think that's how trains work
January 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Google I don't think that's how trains work
_cat silently staring at you from just barely around the corner_
January 29, 2026 at 1:54 PM
_cat silently staring at you from just barely around the corner_
> Disabling Windows SmartScreen makes it impossible to re-enable until you reinstall Windows
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January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
> Disabling Windows SmartScreen makes it impossible to re-enable until you reinstall Windows
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NPU (Negligible Processing Unit)
January 29, 2026 at 11:37 AM
NPU (Negligible Processing Unit)
C# analyzers gone wrong: accidentally re-analyzing the entire file for every method call
https://github.com/space-wizards/RobustToolbox/commit/521e7981bcc8a871587b916a6aa88abdfd884c1e
https://github.com/space-wizards/RobustToolbox/commit/521e7981bcc8a871587b916a6aa88abdfd884c1e
Fix ValidateMemberAnalyzer performance · space-wizards/RobustToolbox@521e798
The analyzer was built to go off syntax nodes. This (AFAICT) meant that the SemanticModel had to be recalculated for every single invocation. If you don't know what the above means: it basical...
github.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:41 AM
C# analyzers gone wrong: accidentally re-analyzing the entire file for every method call
https://github.com/space-wizards/RobustToolbox/commit/521e7981bcc8a871587b916a6aa88abdfd884c1e
https://github.com/space-wizards/RobustToolbox/commit/521e7981bcc8a871587b916a6aa88abdfd884c1e
Me, in the group chat, trying my best to talk about furry art while others talk about DNS servers
January 29, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Me, in the group chat, trying my best to talk about furry art while others talk about DNS servers
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January 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM