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Trans 🏳️‍⚧️, autism, ADHD, probably a furry too.

Lead developer of Space Station 14. I do a lot of programming and have strong opinions about computers.

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Yep. That is IntelliJ, giving me a fucking loading bar for ctrl+C
A loading bar popup for "Copy"
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I just wanted to play Starsector
IntelliJ IDEA Community Edition in the progress of downloading
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I am now doing this.

RE: https://sharkey.slugcat.systems/notes/afi79gbdm0oz015v
Space Station 14 launcher screenshot but the progress bar for downloading server content is lesbian flag colored.
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Misgendered by the TF2 killfeed...
TF2 killfeed screenshot Trans Rights Nuke Disk :3 (red) (skull icon) finished off himself (blue)
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Man this is really cool I wonder why our CDN bill is so fucking high
CDN stats showing the vast majority of traffic coming from Singapore
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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This is real gaming
Minet the cat laying on my wrist while I'm gaming on my keyboard
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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A TF2 chat screenshot where 4 people are going meow :3 and other silly variations
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Dear god
Dwarf Fortress announcement message: Kosoth Lorbammamot, Woodworker has created Zaledarban Vetoranur, a ashen bucket! He offers it to The Searing Sacks.
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Modern webapps are doing their best:
GitLab's changes viewer in a PR showing a file called "Packages/manifest.json". The file is collapsed because "Files with large changes are collapsed by default." It has one line added.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Fluffy cat, meet fluffy bat
My cat Muis resting between the wings of my fluffy bat plushie
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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​:neocat_flop_sleep:​
Two cats lounging on my bed all sleepily
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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A mimir? No, that's two mimir
Muis the cat laying down on my bed looking very eepy Minet the cat doing the same but on my lap
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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What if it was all

Just a dream?
The navigation bar for Steam's hardware category. I edited out the new announcements (Frame, Machine, Controller) so it just shows the Deck
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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https://infosec.exchange/@SteamDB/115537861302241981
The "Nothing ever happens" meme. It's a shittily drawn image of a guy with an angry face pointing at a whiteboard that says "Nothing ever happens"
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Kitty in an overturned basket
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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10-level nested SQL select query. Ship it.
SQL code. It builds a bunch of JSON by using nested SELECT queries. The deepest SELECT query is 10 levels deep.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Two cats messing with a curtain-type thing that's just a bunch of strings
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Chat

We have adopted kitties
Two small kitties. I'm petting one
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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This might be the longest I've ever had to wait for an archive file to extract...
macOS extracting an archive called "cef_binary_..._debug_symbols.tar.bz2"
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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NO NO NO NO DON'T YOU DARE CLAIM IT FOR YOURSELF YOU GHOULS
::<Turbofish> Turbofish is a team of developers building the next generation of open-source blockchain technology.
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Lummox complained about getting too many minor bug reports so I'll do him one better

(I was on the BYOND forums because _byondapi is still broken and I have to once again point out that he has no idea what he's doing_ , and I happened to notice this […]

[Original post on sharkey.slugcat.systems]
BYOND bug report titled "32-bit Windows 11 does not exist" Descriptive Problem Summary: The "operating system" drop down on the bug report form lists both 64-bit and unspecified Windows 11 versions. However, Windows 11 has finally dropped 32-bit OS install support, meaning there is only a 64-bit version anymore.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Got OpenDream running on macOS
OpenDream, an open source implementation of BYOND, running on macOS. It's running Baystation12.
November 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I shouldn't have even bothered to put in the good-faith effort to contribute to `wayland-protocols` discussion, I guess.

"Your use case is not something we care about. Go fuck yourself for even bothering to care about our platform." is what they […]

[Original post on sharkey.slugcat.systems]
GitLab comment by a blurred out username (who is a repo owner): This topic was discussed at length in the past many times, and each time Wayland developers have rejected the idea of legacy/compatibility extensions. See e.g. <issue link blurred>. I would recommend focusing on the new use-cases this protocol enables here to move forward, and stop rehashing the legacy/compatibility discussion.
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Why is there smoke coming out of your incinerator, Seymour?

That isn't smoke! It's steam, steam from the steamed buckets we're having. Mmm, steamed buckets.
A name tag thing in Viscera Cleanup Detail. It's labelled "Seymour Skinner"
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM