Tila I. Ford
@pixystyx.bsky.social
Writing, reading, gaming, movie-binging, tabletop-ing, writing, nihilistic, pansexual trans slut.
Ask me questions. Ask to read my stuff. Ask me weird hypothetical questions. Anything really. I'm lonely.
I'm also a writer for hire.
Ask me questions. Ask to read my stuff. Ask me weird hypothetical questions. Anything really. I'm lonely.
I'm also a writer for hire.
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Tila I. Ford
@pixystyx.bsky.social
· Mar 30
I was thinking about how I don't read as much these days. The reason is because all my previous time spent reading is now writing fun little stories for myself.
So hey, if you have an idea for a fun little story, throw it my way and I might write it and share it with the class. Free.
So hey, if you have an idea for a fun little story, throw it my way and I might write it and share it with the class. Free.
If Back to the Future was remade today, the "30s year ago" setting would be the 90s.
In other news, the passage of time sucks.
In other news, the passage of time sucks.
October 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If Back to the Future was remade today, the "30s year ago" setting would be the 90s.
In other news, the passage of time sucks.
In other news, the passage of time sucks.
Quote from tonight's D&D game:
"Did you punch him in the dick to death?"
- Carmine to Silver after Silver punches a Count in the dick to death.
"Did you punch him in the dick to death?"
- Carmine to Silver after Silver punches a Count in the dick to death.
September 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Quote from tonight's D&D game:
"Did you punch him in the dick to death?"
- Carmine to Silver after Silver punches a Count in the dick to death.
"Did you punch him in the dick to death?"
- Carmine to Silver after Silver punches a Count in the dick to death.
"Honestly, was the world you wanted what you got to see,
When you were dropping crosses into boxes behind polling screens?
Was dropping bombs your chosen option? Did you vote for screams?
Was the apocalypse your politician's policy?
Did you put stock in their preposterous prophecy?
(1/2)
When you were dropping crosses into boxes behind polling screens?
Was dropping bombs your chosen option? Did you vote for screams?
Was the apocalypse your politician's policy?
Did you put stock in their preposterous prophecy?
(1/2)
August 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"Honestly, was the world you wanted what you got to see,
When you were dropping crosses into boxes behind polling screens?
Was dropping bombs your chosen option? Did you vote for screams?
Was the apocalypse your politician's policy?
Did you put stock in their preposterous prophecy?
(1/2)
When you were dropping crosses into boxes behind polling screens?
Was dropping bombs your chosen option? Did you vote for screams?
Was the apocalypse your politician's policy?
Did you put stock in their preposterous prophecy?
(1/2)
Reposted by Tila I. Ford
Boy, if ever there was a day I woke up and wanted to walk into traffic.
July 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Boy, if ever there was a day I woke up and wanted to walk into traffic.
Reposted by Tila I. Ford
Reposted by Tila I. Ford
So it occurs to me that since Twitter is dying, it behooves me to repost the comic that’s cracked more eggs than a Denny’s, especially now that it just turned 3 years old a few days ago.
The rest of the epiphany series is in the skeets that follow.
(Shoutout to @transsalamander.bsky.social )
1/5
The rest of the epiphany series is in the skeets that follow.
(Shoutout to @transsalamander.bsky.social )
1/5
July 3, 2023 at 12:52 AM
So it occurs to me that since Twitter is dying, it behooves me to repost the comic that’s cracked more eggs than a Denny’s, especially now that it just turned 3 years old a few days ago.
The rest of the epiphany series is in the skeets that follow.
(Shoutout to @transsalamander.bsky.social )
1/5
The rest of the epiphany series is in the skeets that follow.
(Shoutout to @transsalamander.bsky.social )
1/5
Reposted by Tila I. Ford
Reposted by Tila I. Ford
I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
Dangerous, fate-of-the-world DND adventure.
And yet they still managed to piss off a god so much she hit them with a coconut cream pie the size of Australia.
Gods I love DND
And yet they still managed to piss off a god so much she hit them with a coconut cream pie the size of Australia.
Gods I love DND
May 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Dangerous, fate-of-the-world DND adventure.
And yet they still managed to piss off a god so much she hit them with a coconut cream pie the size of Australia.
Gods I love DND
And yet they still managed to piss off a god so much she hit them with a coconut cream pie the size of Australia.
Gods I love DND
"I know it's supposed to be Frodo, but I think Gollum is the hero of LOTR."
"You took two swings and missed both times. Sam is the hero."
"You took two swings and missed both times. Sam is the hero."
May 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"I know it's supposed to be Frodo, but I think Gollum is the hero of LOTR."
"You took two swings and missed both times. Sam is the hero."
"You took two swings and missed both times. Sam is the hero."
So I look up so many weird things for D&D that I have to imagine I'm on a Government list somewhere.
"Ugh, my target is drunk dialing his ex again. You?"
"She's trying to see how many potatoes it takes to stop a heart if fired at three times the speed of sound."
"Lucky."
"Sometimes I skip lunch!"
"Ugh, my target is drunk dialing his ex again. You?"
"She's trying to see how many potatoes it takes to stop a heart if fired at three times the speed of sound."
"Lucky."
"Sometimes I skip lunch!"
April 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
So I look up so many weird things for D&D that I have to imagine I'm on a Government list somewhere.
"Ugh, my target is drunk dialing his ex again. You?"
"She's trying to see how many potatoes it takes to stop a heart if fired at three times the speed of sound."
"Lucky."
"Sometimes I skip lunch!"
"Ugh, my target is drunk dialing his ex again. You?"
"She's trying to see how many potatoes it takes to stop a heart if fired at three times the speed of sound."
"Lucky."
"Sometimes I skip lunch!"
"No one loves puns more than lesbians. It's written in the bylaws, I saw the book."
I choked on a beverage hearing that.
I choked on a beverage hearing that.
April 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"No one loves puns more than lesbians. It's written in the bylaws, I saw the book."
I choked on a beverage hearing that.
I choked on a beverage hearing that.
I don't know if I heard this somewhere and forgot, or it's just a product of my weird brain:
You can pretend to speak Huttese (Jabba the Hutt's language) by just using a deep voice and slowly enunciated car makes and/or models.
"To-yo-ta Su-ba-ru, Solo!"
"Bu-ick Le-Sa-ber, Che-v-ro-let Eq-uin-ox."
You can pretend to speak Huttese (Jabba the Hutt's language) by just using a deep voice and slowly enunciated car makes and/or models.
"To-yo-ta Su-ba-ru, Solo!"
"Bu-ick Le-Sa-ber, Che-v-ro-let Eq-uin-ox."
April 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I don't know if I heard this somewhere and forgot, or it's just a product of my weird brain:
You can pretend to speak Huttese (Jabba the Hutt's language) by just using a deep voice and slowly enunciated car makes and/or models.
"To-yo-ta Su-ba-ru, Solo!"
"Bu-ick Le-Sa-ber, Che-v-ro-let Eq-uin-ox."
You can pretend to speak Huttese (Jabba the Hutt's language) by just using a deep voice and slowly enunciated car makes and/or models.
"To-yo-ta Su-ba-ru, Solo!"
"Bu-ick Le-Sa-ber, Che-v-ro-let Eq-uin-ox."
Batman is morally bankrupt. Not for the usual arguments, but because of his One Rule. Let's remove him from the equation and look at things practically.
Say a Vigilante catches a proven murderer. Murderer is put in prison or an Asylum. Murderer breaks out and kills dozens more.
(1/5)
Say a Vigilante catches a proven murderer. Murderer is put in prison or an Asylum. Murderer breaks out and kills dozens more.
(1/5)
April 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Batman is morally bankrupt. Not for the usual arguments, but because of his One Rule. Let's remove him from the equation and look at things practically.
Say a Vigilante catches a proven murderer. Murderer is put in prison or an Asylum. Murderer breaks out and kills dozens more.
(1/5)
Say a Vigilante catches a proven murderer. Murderer is put in prison or an Asylum. Murderer breaks out and kills dozens more.
(1/5)
Can we get some Genderbent Fairy Tales?
Beautiful knight fights Dragon to rescue princess.
Fairy godfather helps cute guy go to ball in pretty dress.
Twink merman prince falls in love with badass pirate princess and has to woo her without talking and--
Shit...that one might just be Windwaker...
Beautiful knight fights Dragon to rescue princess.
Fairy godfather helps cute guy go to ball in pretty dress.
Twink merman prince falls in love with badass pirate princess and has to woo her without talking and--
Shit...that one might just be Windwaker...
April 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Can we get some Genderbent Fairy Tales?
Beautiful knight fights Dragon to rescue princess.
Fairy godfather helps cute guy go to ball in pretty dress.
Twink merman prince falls in love with badass pirate princess and has to woo her without talking and--
Shit...that one might just be Windwaker...
Beautiful knight fights Dragon to rescue princess.
Fairy godfather helps cute guy go to ball in pretty dress.
Twink merman prince falls in love with badass pirate princess and has to woo her without talking and--
Shit...that one might just be Windwaker...
I was thinking about how I don't read as much these days. The reason is because all my previous time spent reading is now writing fun little stories for myself.
So hey, if you have an idea for a fun little story, throw it my way and I might write it and share it with the class. Free.
So hey, if you have an idea for a fun little story, throw it my way and I might write it and share it with the class. Free.
March 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I was thinking about how I don't read as much these days. The reason is because all my previous time spent reading is now writing fun little stories for myself.
So hey, if you have an idea for a fun little story, throw it my way and I might write it and share it with the class. Free.
So hey, if you have an idea for a fun little story, throw it my way and I might write it and share it with the class. Free.
Rewatching Civil War after having seen Endgame...
Did Steve Rogers make out with his niece?
I think Steve Rogers made out with his niece.
Did Steve Rogers make out with his niece?
I think Steve Rogers made out with his niece.
March 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Rewatching Civil War after having seen Endgame...
Did Steve Rogers make out with his niece?
I think Steve Rogers made out with his niece.
Did Steve Rogers make out with his niece?
I think Steve Rogers made out with his niece.
@graham.loadingreadyrun.com
You have probably seen this, but just in case, this might be the funniest series of Japanese commercials I have ever seen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQsM...
You have probably seen this, but just in case, this might be the funniest series of Japanese commercials I have ever seen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQsM...
Sakeru Gummy Long Long Man TV Ads 🍬 English Subs
YouTube video by Japan Candy Box
www.youtube.com
March 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@graham.loadingreadyrun.com
You have probably seen this, but just in case, this might be the funniest series of Japanese commercials I have ever seen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQsM...
You have probably seen this, but just in case, this might be the funniest series of Japanese commercials I have ever seen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQsM...
Movies You Should See #10:
Cutie Honey (2004)
What would you get if you made a movie based on a Magical Girl anime, told the actors to overact as hard as possible, gave the Director Ketamine and had someone standing behind him saying "Campier!" constantly?
Answer: This movie. And it's perfect.
Cutie Honey (2004)
What would you get if you made a movie based on a Magical Girl anime, told the actors to overact as hard as possible, gave the Director Ketamine and had someone standing behind him saying "Campier!" constantly?
Answer: This movie. And it's perfect.
March 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Movies You Should See #10:
Cutie Honey (2004)
What would you get if you made a movie based on a Magical Girl anime, told the actors to overact as hard as possible, gave the Director Ketamine and had someone standing behind him saying "Campier!" constantly?
Answer: This movie. And it's perfect.
Cutie Honey (2004)
What would you get if you made a movie based on a Magical Girl anime, told the actors to overact as hard as possible, gave the Director Ketamine and had someone standing behind him saying "Campier!" constantly?
Answer: This movie. And it's perfect.
What I Would Like:
A show that never has scenes about people's relationships. I'm just sick of every show about something interesting taking time out of whatever the plot is to talk about a failed marriage or something. I'm not saying to NEVER have that show, just give us a few without, you know?
A show that never has scenes about people's relationships. I'm just sick of every show about something interesting taking time out of whatever the plot is to talk about a failed marriage or something. I'm not saying to NEVER have that show, just give us a few without, you know?
March 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What I Would Like:
A show that never has scenes about people's relationships. I'm just sick of every show about something interesting taking time out of whatever the plot is to talk about a failed marriage or something. I'm not saying to NEVER have that show, just give us a few without, you know?
A show that never has scenes about people's relationships. I'm just sick of every show about something interesting taking time out of whatever the plot is to talk about a failed marriage or something. I'm not saying to NEVER have that show, just give us a few without, you know?
Movies Y.S.S. #9:
Canadian Bacon (1995)
The president picks a fight with Canada because people think a "War on Terrorism" is absurd. John Candy plays an idiot turned Terrorist because he believes everything the President says. A rich businessman fucks everything up for everyone.
This was in 1995.
Canadian Bacon (1995)
The president picks a fight with Canada because people think a "War on Terrorism" is absurd. John Candy plays an idiot turned Terrorist because he believes everything the President says. A rich businessman fucks everything up for everyone.
This was in 1995.
a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is smiling in a lab
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is smiling in a lab
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Movies Y.S.S. #9:
Canadian Bacon (1995)
The president picks a fight with Canada because people think a "War on Terrorism" is absurd. John Candy plays an idiot turned Terrorist because he believes everything the President says. A rich businessman fucks everything up for everyone.
This was in 1995.
Canadian Bacon (1995)
The president picks a fight with Canada because people think a "War on Terrorism" is absurd. John Candy plays an idiot turned Terrorist because he believes everything the President says. A rich businessman fucks everything up for everyone.
This was in 1995.
I'll think of more movies later. I just know I've seen a lot of movies that never got big releases or got really popular. A lot of said movies are actually really good in one way or another. Anywho, I'll come up with more soon.
March 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'll think of more movies later. I just know I've seen a lot of movies that never got big releases or got really popular. A lot of said movies are actually really good in one way or another. Anywho, I'll come up with more soon.
Movies You Should See #8:
Moonwalker (1988)
Part extended music video, part adventure story. This movie was very clearly written by Michael Jackson as the kind of story a twelve year old would write. Joe Pesci plays the villain, and this movie is where the Smooth Criminal music video came from.
Moonwalker (1988)
Part extended music video, part adventure story. This movie was very clearly written by Michael Jackson as the kind of story a twelve year old would write. Joe Pesci plays the villain, and this movie is where the Smooth Criminal music video came from.
March 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Movies You Should See #8:
Moonwalker (1988)
Part extended music video, part adventure story. This movie was very clearly written by Michael Jackson as the kind of story a twelve year old would write. Joe Pesci plays the villain, and this movie is where the Smooth Criminal music video came from.
Moonwalker (1988)
Part extended music video, part adventure story. This movie was very clearly written by Michael Jackson as the kind of story a twelve year old would write. Joe Pesci plays the villain, and this movie is where the Smooth Criminal music video came from.