pixelguff
@pixelguff.bsky.social
Bewildered Dad. Dirty old man. He/Him/They/Them, not fussy. Big, autistic daftie. Crisps Influencer. Beard Person.
I'm mostly on Masto: @guffo@topspicy.social.
If you won't go to Masto, I'll meet you half way.
I'm mostly on Masto: @guffo@topspicy.social.
If you won't go to Masto, I'll meet you half way.
Just posting to say that I got around the age verification thing by googling "how to get around bluesky age verification"
July 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just posting to say that I got around the age verification thing by googling "how to get around bluesky age verification"
I only play on retro consoles. Like the PS4 and Xbox One.
December 3, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I only play on retro consoles. Like the PS4 and Xbox One.
I’m seeing lots of people bagging on Gregg Wallace and no one calling him Mastertwat. I’m disappointed.
December 1, 2024 at 12:52 PM
I’m seeing lots of people bagging on Gregg Wallace and no one calling him Mastertwat. I’m disappointed.
There's a photo of my swollen ballsack in a medical paper/report written in about 1981 somewhere.
I appeared drunk on Channel 4 News sporting a top hat and explaining the history of absinthe, even though I know nothing about the history of absinthe.
November 28, 2024 at 11:36 AM
There's a photo of my swollen ballsack in a medical paper/report written in about 1981 somewhere.
Crivens!
2025 will bring a new Magic Knight game! Currently known as MK5. The series stopped in 1987 and now, for the 40th aniversary of the launch of the first game, there will be a new one. Full details at
davidxjonesauthor.com/MK5.
#RETROGAMING #retrogames #zxspectrum #pcgaming #MagicKnight
davidxjonesauthor.com/MK5.
#RETROGAMING #retrogames #zxspectrum #pcgaming #MagicKnight
Magic Knight 5 - David X Jones - Author
After almost 40 years it’s time for Magic Knight to come out of retirement and appear in a brand new game! On this page The new Game MK5 is just a working title. There’s a competition to suggest game ...
davidxjonesauthor.com
November 27, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Crivens!
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I’ve lost count of how many times in the past it’s been revealed that Magic Knight is a woman but this week it’s a problem because people are fucking fixated on being anti-woke bellends for some reason and they can’t just shut the fuck up like a good boy.
November 26, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I’ve lost count of how many times in the past it’s been revealed that Magic Knight is a woman but this week it’s a problem because people are fucking fixated on being anti-woke bellends for some reason and they can’t just shut the fuck up like a good boy.
It was Shrek
Quote post with the first DVD you ever bought
With my own money, May 1998 (I was 12). First discs as a family were Twister, Eraser, Executive Decision and The Fugitive.
With my own money, May 1998 (I was 12). First discs as a family were Twister, Eraser, Executive Decision and The Fugitive.
November 25, 2024 at 11:55 AM
It was Shrek
Oh god
Amon Amarth
Biohazard
Crypta
Deicide
Empire Earth
Fallujah
GBH
Hellripper
Ignea
Jinjer
Kruelty
Left to Die
Motörhead
Nervosa
Opeth
Pantera
Q(?)
Raised By Owls
Sanguisugabogg
Tortured Demon
Undeath
Vulvodynia
Wolfsbane
Xentrix
Y(?)
Z(?)
#metalsky
Amon Amarth
Biohazard
Crypta
Deicide
Empire Earth
Fallujah
GBH
Hellripper
Ignea
Jinjer
Kruelty
Left to Die
Motörhead
Nervosa
Opeth
Pantera
Q(?)
Raised By Owls
Sanguisugabogg
Tortured Demon
Undeath
Vulvodynia
Wolfsbane
Xentrix
Y(?)
Z(?)
#metalsky
Artist you’ve seen live with each letter of the alphabet
Armoury Show
Birthday Party
Cabaret Voltaire
Dexys Midnight Runners
Echo & Bunnymen
Fall
Gang Of Four
Richard Hell
Ian Hunter
Jam
King Crimson
Nick Lowe
Muse
New Order
Oasis
PiL
(no Q)
Ramones
Smiths
(1/2)
Armoury Show
Birthday Party
Cabaret Voltaire
Dexys Midnight Runners
Echo & Bunnymen
Fall
Gang Of Four
Richard Hell
Ian Hunter
Jam
King Crimson
Nick Lowe
Muse
New Order
Oasis
PiL
(no Q)
Ramones
Smiths
(1/2)
Hmmm…
A
Britney Spears
Counting Crows
DMX
ELP
FFDP
Ghost
Halestorm
In This Moment
Jethro Tull
Korn
Linkin Park
Metallica
Nothing More
Our Last Night
Phish
Q
Rob Zombie
Slipknot
The Mars Volta
U
Volbeat
W
X
Yes
Z
Better than I thought 🤷🏼♂️
A
Britney Spears
Counting Crows
DMX
ELP
FFDP
Ghost
Halestorm
In This Moment
Jethro Tull
Korn
Linkin Park
Metallica
Nothing More
Our Last Night
Phish
Q
Rob Zombie
Slipknot
The Mars Volta
U
Volbeat
W
X
Yes
Z
Better than I thought 🤷🏼♂️
November 22, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Oh god
Amon Amarth
Biohazard
Crypta
Deicide
Empire Earth
Fallujah
GBH
Hellripper
Ignea
Jinjer
Kruelty
Left to Die
Motörhead
Nervosa
Opeth
Pantera
Q(?)
Raised By Owls
Sanguisugabogg
Tortured Demon
Undeath
Vulvodynia
Wolfsbane
Xentrix
Y(?)
Z(?)
#metalsky
Amon Amarth
Biohazard
Crypta
Deicide
Empire Earth
Fallujah
GBH
Hellripper
Ignea
Jinjer
Kruelty
Left to Die
Motörhead
Nervosa
Opeth
Pantera
Q(?)
Raised By Owls
Sanguisugabogg
Tortured Demon
Undeath
Vulvodynia
Wolfsbane
Xentrix
Y(?)
Z(?)
#metalsky
I'll never forgive GAME for buying up Gamestation and closing it down.
Inside the fall of GAME: "no games, no accessories - instead we received 136 Zendaya action figures"
www.eurogamer.net/inside-the-f...
www.eurogamer.net/inside-the-f...
November 21, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I'll never forgive GAME for buying up Gamestation and closing it down.
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Just done an update on my old computer people starter pack go.bsky.app/JXkn2R3
November 21, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Just done an update on my old computer people starter pack go.bsky.app/JXkn2R3
Way more titties on here. I’ll give it that.
November 19, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Way more titties on here. I’ll give it that.
WTF did Rocket Nonce do now?
November 14, 2024 at 8:11 PM
WTF did Rocket Nonce do now?
@chinnyvision.bsky.social Hey dude, what’s a reasonable price for a 128k Toastrack Speccy? I may have an opportunity to pick one up for about £200. It’s absolutely pristine like it’s never been used.
October 12, 2024 at 1:06 PM
@chinnyvision.bsky.social Hey dude, what’s a reasonable price for a 128k Toastrack Speccy? I may have an opportunity to pick one up for about £200. It’s absolutely pristine like it’s never been used.
Fuck it, why not?
Post 10 bands you've obsessed about at some point in your life:
Motorhead
Sex Pistols
Public Image Ltd
Ian Dury & The Blockheads
DEVO
Madness
Lawnmower Deth
Cypress Hill
Buzzcocks
Crypta
Post 10 bands you've obsessed about at some point in your life:
Motorhead
Sex Pistols
Public Image Ltd
Ian Dury & The Blockheads
DEVO
Madness
Lawnmower Deth
Cypress Hill
Buzzcocks
Crypta
Post 10 bands you've obsessed about at some point in your life:
Kiss
Misfits
Guns N Roses
Iron Maiden
Metallica
The Damned
Tragedy
Queen
Cradle Of Filth
Black Flag
Kiss
Misfits
Guns N Roses
Iron Maiden
Metallica
The Damned
Tragedy
Queen
Cradle Of Filth
Black Flag
February 26, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Fuck it, why not?
Post 10 bands you've obsessed about at some point in your life:
Motorhead
Sex Pistols
Public Image Ltd
Ian Dury & The Blockheads
DEVO
Madness
Lawnmower Deth
Cypress Hill
Buzzcocks
Crypta
Post 10 bands you've obsessed about at some point in your life:
Motorhead
Sex Pistols
Public Image Ltd
Ian Dury & The Blockheads
DEVO
Madness
Lawnmower Deth
Cypress Hill
Buzzcocks
Crypta
Anyone want a Bluesky invite?
February 21, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Anyone want a Bluesky invite?
Why does all AI art look like it was spray painted on the side of a van?
February 20, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Why does all AI art look like it was spray painted on the side of a van?
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Biff Tannen getting George McFly to do his homework is the relationship between "techbros" and nerds.
Nerds are the ones who warned you about cryptocurrency, and NFTs, and the internet of things. Nerds are the ones trying to explain to you that "AI" is just overhyped pattern recognition which we already had for years.
Techbros are not nerds. They're predators.
Techbros are not nerds. They're predators.
February 19, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Biff Tannen getting George McFly to do his homework is the relationship between "techbros" and nerds.
How’s things going over here? We may be on different networks but at least we’re not on Twitter
February 16, 2024 at 1:31 PM
How’s things going over here? We may be on different networks but at least we’re not on Twitter
Cool. Bluesky finally sent me an official sign up code. I’ve been here for months.
*golf clap*
*golf clap*
November 12, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Cool. Bluesky finally sent me an official sign up code. I’ve been here for months.
*golf clap*
*golf clap*
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I have Opinions about octopus mer-people; the way they are usually drawn gives them 2 mouths and 0 ani which is a real problem!!!
Thought I'd gotten it out of my system a few years ago with a silly comic, but my daughter just pointed out an alternative design. Thus, a coda
Thought I'd gotten it out of my system a few years ago with a silly comic, but my daughter just pointed out an alternative design. Thus, a coda
October 26, 2023 at 10:20 PM
I have Opinions about octopus mer-people; the way they are usually drawn gives them 2 mouths and 0 ani which is a real problem!!!
Thought I'd gotten it out of my system a few years ago with a silly comic, but my daughter just pointed out an alternative design. Thus, a coda
Thought I'd gotten it out of my system a few years ago with a silly comic, but my daughter just pointed out an alternative design. Thus, a coda
Quote with an image of the first game you can remember playing!
It was the cocktail cabinet version of Moon Cresta.
It was the cocktail cabinet version of Moon Cresta.
October 26, 2023 at 10:24 AM
Quote with an image of the first game you can remember playing!
It was the cocktail cabinet version of Moon Cresta.
It was the cocktail cabinet version of Moon Cresta.
Inside of you is one Homer. What is your Homer?
October 26, 2023 at 10:22 AM
Inside of you is one Homer. What is your Homer?
Talking about chimp tits over on Masto
October 3, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Talking about chimp tits over on Masto