Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨
@pittsburghmrs.bsky.social
Weird, Neurochaotic. Partaker of the herb. I have a head full of useless information. Stalking your pet pics. Offering a humor shelter in a shit storm.
If “Die Hard” is considered a Christmas movie then couldn’t one argue that “Lethal Weapon” is also a Christmas movie? I’ll offer exhibit A to refresh your memory.
Don’t get your tits in a twist and discuss….
Don’t get your tits in a twist and discuss….
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If “Die Hard” is considered a Christmas movie then couldn’t one argue that “Lethal Weapon” is also a Christmas movie? I’ll offer exhibit A to refresh your memory.
Don’t get your tits in a twist and discuss….
Don’t get your tits in a twist and discuss….
Got my invite.
So what’s the vibe?
It is the cool kids club right…. what if they pressure me into drugs…like blood thinners and calcium….
So what’s the vibe?
It is the cool kids club right…. what if they pressure me into drugs…like blood thinners and calcium….
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Got my invite.
So what’s the vibe?
It is the cool kids club right…. what if they pressure me into drugs…like blood thinners and calcium….
So what’s the vibe?
It is the cool kids club right…. what if they pressure me into drugs…like blood thinners and calcium….
Strange how Reese Witherspoon is morphing into Gary Busey.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Strange how Reese Witherspoon is morphing into Gary Busey.
When all the relatives have arrived and the pre bake fully kicks in.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
When all the relatives have arrived and the pre bake fully kicks in.
Sitting here at work, start hearing loud explosions, brain says HOLY SHIT WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!!!
Then remembers it’s light up night and those are fireworks.*
*takes break to change pants.
Merry Christmas Pittsburgh
Then remembers it’s light up night and those are fireworks.*
*takes break to change pants.
Merry Christmas Pittsburgh
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Sitting here at work, start hearing loud explosions, brain says HOLY SHIT WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!!!
Then remembers it’s light up night and those are fireworks.*
*takes break to change pants.
Merry Christmas Pittsburgh
Then remembers it’s light up night and those are fireworks.*
*takes break to change pants.
Merry Christmas Pittsburgh
I’m less than a month from 50 and I just bought a mini Christmas tree for my Office Lego set. Who said growing up had to mean losing your toys!
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m less than a month from 50 and I just bought a mini Christmas tree for my Office Lego set. Who said growing up had to mean losing your toys!
Got them a proper tree.
Yes I’ll be 50 next month. Yes these are my toys. Mind your business Ethel.
Yes I’ll be 50 next month. Yes these are my toys. Mind your business Ethel.
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Got them a proper tree.
Yes I’ll be 50 next month. Yes these are my toys. Mind your business Ethel.
Yes I’ll be 50 next month. Yes these are my toys. Mind your business Ethel.
Gonna start an OF, just gonna be a lot of this…
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Gonna start an OF, just gonna be a lot of this…
Christmas in my “office.”
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Christmas in my “office.”
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
My Charlie went over the rainbow bridge last May. I’m so sorry for your loss. I will tell Charlie to find Roo so they can be goodest friends.
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My Charlie went over the rainbow bridge last May. I’m so sorry for your loss. I will tell Charlie to find Roo so they can be goodest friends.
We have so much technology. WHY do ornament hooks come like this!!! Sweet baby Geezus!
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We have so much technology. WHY do ornament hooks come like this!!! Sweet baby Geezus!
Trying all red lights this year…don’t know if this screams Christmas or Happy Ending $5… I’m getting the voice of someone’s Asian Auntie… ohhhhh that whore light!
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trying all red lights this year…don’t know if this screams Christmas or Happy Ending $5… I’m getting the voice of someone’s Asian Auntie… ohhhhh that whore light!
Well Bob looks like we’ve smoked ourselves into another case of Gary Busey Syndrome.
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Well Bob looks like we’ve smoked ourselves into another case of Gary Busey Syndrome.
Which is worse…
The fact you give anyone the cracked turd that is Palmer “chocolate” or the description…
The fact you give anyone the cracked turd that is Palmer “chocolate” or the description…
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Which is worse…
The fact you give anyone the cracked turd that is Palmer “chocolate” or the description…
The fact you give anyone the cracked turd that is Palmer “chocolate” or the description…
This was a successful unveiling!
November 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This was a successful unveiling!
Merry Halloween from the Resistance…
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Merry Halloween from the Resistance…
Also take this…it’s a steal one get one free fire sale. Everything must GO.
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Also take this…it’s a steal one get one free fire sale. Everything must GO.
A day for the books.
October 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
A day for the books.
Great day for our country…
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Great day for our country…
It’s happening again…
October 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It’s happening again…
Someone call Snake Plissken. The sequel Is happening! “Escape from America: The Final Front.”
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Someone call Snake Plissken. The sequel Is happening! “Escape from America: The Final Front.”
I don’t know if we can trust what’s coming out of the DOJ right now….
October 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don’t know if we can trust what’s coming out of the DOJ right now….
I’m starting to enjoy this…
October 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m starting to enjoy this…
It happened again! I’m just going to keep doing this shit.
October 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It happened again! I’m just going to keep doing this shit.
I don’t have a cat, but I do love all the pics of others! Soooo yeahhhh
October 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I don’t have a cat, but I do love all the pics of others! Soooo yeahhhh