Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨
@pittsburghmrs.bsky.social
Weird, Neurochaotic. Partaker of the herb. I have a head full of useless information. Offering a humor shelter in a shit storm.
The current state of things makes me want to take a Silkwood level decon shower.
February 19, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The current state of things makes me want to take a Silkwood level decon shower.
Monday got us like…
February 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Monday got us like…
Nail on my pinky toe got longer than usual, I didn’t notice it till it broke in the shower. Now it has an extremely sharp point…thinking of keeping it as a secret weapon.
February 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Nail on my pinky toe got longer than usual, I didn’t notice it till it broke in the shower. Now it has an extremely sharp point…thinking of keeping it as a secret weapon.
Things Naked & Afraid has taught me, Ants are little assholes.
February 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Things Naked & Afraid has taught me, Ants are little assholes.
My guy is not only stone cold deaf he has some neuropathy issues that make him pull at his fur so enjoys a good shirt. Lap sittin Sunday has commenced.
February 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
My guy is not only stone cold deaf he has some neuropathy issues that make him pull at his fur so enjoys a good shirt. Lap sittin Sunday has commenced.
Idk who needs to hear this but that $5 bag of candy you’re eyeballing will be $2.50 tomorrow.
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but that $5 bag of candy you’re eyeballing will be $2.50 tomorrow.
If I appear behind you in the mirror holding a Palmer chocolate bunny, it’s over.
Easter Blessings
Easter Blessings
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
If I appear behind you in the mirror holding a Palmer chocolate bunny, it’s over.
Easter Blessings
Easter Blessings
Meet Salem. My 9 year old house panther. An illness when he was young left him with some neuropathy…and he’s stone cold deaf. But love needs no sound. Welcome home big boy. Shelter life is over.
February 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Meet Salem. My 9 year old house panther. An illness when he was young left him with some neuropathy…and he’s stone cold deaf. But love needs no sound. Welcome home big boy. Shelter life is over.
Am I SNL funny….no probably not but am I BlueSky funny… I meannnn….*
*eats string cheese.
*eats string cheese.
February 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Am I SNL funny….no probably not but am I BlueSky funny… I meannnn….*
*eats string cheese.
*eats string cheese.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel?
No.
No ma’am it is not.
That is the one working headlight on the bullshit bus and it’s about to take your ass to town where you’re riding out to hell at 5am on the sin wagon!
Oh.
Ok.
No.
No ma’am it is not.
That is the one working headlight on the bullshit bus and it’s about to take your ass to town where you’re riding out to hell at 5am on the sin wagon!
Oh.
Ok.
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel?
No.
No ma’am it is not.
That is the one working headlight on the bullshit bus and it’s about to take your ass to town where you’re riding out to hell at 5am on the sin wagon!
Oh.
Ok.
No.
No ma’am it is not.
That is the one working headlight on the bullshit bus and it’s about to take your ass to town where you’re riding out to hell at 5am on the sin wagon!
Oh.
Ok.
I can organize snacks, knit, make several forms of fire including Bic lighter and gas stove. I own 3 remotes and can operate all 3 in the dark. I always have a months worth of toilet paper on hand. I have a Home Survival Rating or HSR of 9.2.
February 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I can organize snacks, knit, make several forms of fire including Bic lighter and gas stove. I own 3 remotes and can operate all 3 in the dark. I always have a months worth of toilet paper on hand. I have a Home Survival Rating or HSR of 9.2.
I could never be Wolverine. Almost ripped my own asshole once wearing stiletto acrylics. Not my jam.
February 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I could never be Wolverine. Almost ripped my own asshole once wearing stiletto acrylics. Not my jam.
So I’m looking for an experience…an “excursion” of sorts if you will. “Naked and Afraid-esque.” But clothes on, out in the woods, tinker with a little bushy shelter type deal, make a fire, shoot some arrows, roast a weenie, some mellows, and yourself. Observe nature, have an epiphany, and go home.
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
So I’m looking for an experience…an “excursion” of sorts if you will. “Naked and Afraid-esque.” But clothes on, out in the woods, tinker with a little bushy shelter type deal, make a fire, shoot some arrows, roast a weenie, some mellows, and yourself. Observe nature, have an epiphany, and go home.
High school.
Girls Bathroom.
1991.
“Do you think Jimmy Marks is actually serious about our relationship?”
“Well yeah like he dedicated “Love of a Lifetime” to you on WCPZ!”
“Yeah but he did it on Tuesday night air-faves not Friday Night Love Lines…”
“👁️👁️”
“👀”
Girls Bathroom.
1991.
“Do you think Jimmy Marks is actually serious about our relationship?”
“Well yeah like he dedicated “Love of a Lifetime” to you on WCPZ!”
“Yeah but he did it on Tuesday night air-faves not Friday Night Love Lines…”
“👁️👁️”
“👀”
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
High school.
Girls Bathroom.
1991.
“Do you think Jimmy Marks is actually serious about our relationship?”
“Well yeah like he dedicated “Love of a Lifetime” to you on WCPZ!”
“Yeah but he did it on Tuesday night air-faves not Friday Night Love Lines…”
“👁️👁️”
“👀”
Girls Bathroom.
1991.
“Do you think Jimmy Marks is actually serious about our relationship?”
“Well yeah like he dedicated “Love of a Lifetime” to you on WCPZ!”
“Yeah but he did it on Tuesday night air-faves not Friday Night Love Lines…”
“👁️👁️”
“👀”
Aliens are not the problem….
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Aliens are not the problem….
On a Saturday night I’m just a pretty girl who goes to dinner in private hired cars.*
*Took an uber to Wendy’s in not sweatpants.
*Took an uber to Wendy’s in not sweatpants.
February 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
On a Saturday night I’m just a pretty girl who goes to dinner in private hired cars.*
*Took an uber to Wendy’s in not sweatpants.
*Took an uber to Wendy’s in not sweatpants.
So I’m going to say this once then leave it alone because it’s too painful. PLEASE if you have recliners and cats in your home, ALWAYS be sure your pet is completely clear of the furniture.
A horrible thing happened. I don’t know how to process. I feel like a monster.
Olivia 💔
A horrible thing happened. I don’t know how to process. I feel like a monster.
Olivia 💔
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
So I’m going to say this once then leave it alone because it’s too painful. PLEASE if you have recliners and cats in your home, ALWAYS be sure your pet is completely clear of the furniture.
A horrible thing happened. I don’t know how to process. I feel like a monster.
Olivia 💔
A horrible thing happened. I don’t know how to process. I feel like a monster.
Olivia 💔
Guy tries to escape police by walking out on to the frozen Allegheny river…
I don’t know where to start with this…sO mAnY ThiNgs.
I don’t know where to start with this…sO mAnY ThiNgs.
January 28, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Guy tries to escape police by walking out on to the frozen Allegheny river…
I don’t know where to start with this…sO mAnY ThiNgs.
I don’t know where to start with this…sO mAnY ThiNgs.
Be real. The most exercise I’m going to get today is balancing my ass on the toilet while I reach under the sink for toilet paper.
January 28, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Be real. The most exercise I’m going to get today is balancing my ass on the toilet while I reach under the sink for toilet paper.
Ya know whoever plowed these roads…I hope this isn’t how you wipe your ass.
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Ya know whoever plowed these roads…I hope this isn’t how you wipe your ass.
Fucked around and got a little tooooo elevated.
Better go make quesadillas.
Better go make quesadillas.
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Fucked around and got a little tooooo elevated.
Better go make quesadillas.
Better go make quesadillas.
Ok.
Here it is.
It’s going to snow a fucking lot.
It will start when it wants to.
It will stop when it wants to.
Just go the fuck home and stay there!
Here it is.
It’s going to snow a fucking lot.
It will start when it wants to.
It will stop when it wants to.
Just go the fuck home and stay there!
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Ok.
Here it is.
It’s going to snow a fucking lot.
It will start when it wants to.
It will stop when it wants to.
Just go the fuck home and stay there!
Here it is.
It’s going to snow a fucking lot.
It will start when it wants to.
It will stop when it wants to.
Just go the fuck home and stay there!
Cracked the code…
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Cracked the code…
Hope this helps…
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Hope this helps…