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Mars
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I yap 🌱🧼👹
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/pistachiostars
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Imagine working with someone for 8 months and noticing like 1001 signs they’re probably struggling with undiagnosed ADHD like you did and then choosing not to say anything because you don’t trust them enough to have that kind of conversation even though you know it could have changed their life
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Purple has been my favourite colour for years but sometimes I wonder if that’s because I’ve been imagining the concept of a delicate, bright but also vibrant, pinkish but not pink or blue shade of purple that doesn’t actually exist in real life
October 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I may not have enough income to afford rent but at least I can live with my parents and spend all my cash on rampant consumerism instead
October 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Overcast skies? Find a hummingbird… male Costa’s 🪶☀️🌵
August 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I stopped drawing because the emergence of AI art killed it for me. The idea that social media companies are considering flooding their sites with bots with the intent of them “befriending” users on the platform is definitely going to kill social media for me in the same way.
July 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My problem with dating apps is that I need to be able to see a man just existing for at LEAST 2 months and literally not even think about them as a person at all before suddenly deciding to start having butterflies around them
June 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?
June 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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tomate al natural 🥫✂️ #paperengineering #papercraft
May 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
May 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
May 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Remember, to throughly cook all meat products, for safety’s sake…👇

Enjoy. 😎✨
April 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
There’s no way he thought that MS13 was literally tattooed on his knuckles …
I had to upload the clip here because it's frankly insane. Possibly the most insane trump clip yet. His brain is pudding
April 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Crying for a week straight when Donald trump got elected again was one of the most valid choices I have ever made
April 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Watching Dr Oz get sworn in is making me feel like I may be going clinically insane?
April 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I hate dating I don’t want to talk to men I just want to cry on my friends shoulders
April 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m getting too comfortable at work. I just took a bite out of my kiwi like it’s an apple right in front of my coworker
April 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I came out as like demi/ace like a year ago on Twitter but for some reason I feel like I have to make sure??? Anxious avoidant attachment blah blah

Turns out it’s very easy to “get out there” + get a guy interested in you. But the thought of having to text them literally makes me want to cry
April 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My dad, watching TikToks: the son of a bitch is taking my job

(It was an AI video of Donald trump at a sewing machine)
April 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Is my type “environmental scientist” or am I just a fucking nerd
April 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m starting to think I never healed since my best friend broke my heart when I was 15 👍🏻
April 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
There is something wrong w ppl on this app
April 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Perspective changes everything.
[Ars Mathermatica]
April 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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The lead plaintiff claims he is owed at least $20,000. The lawsuit alleges breach of contract and violations of Pennsylvania’s wage payment laws.
April 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM