óscar
@pisser.bsky.social
currently facing sideways
@oscarlastname on the other one
@oscarlastname on the other one
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@pisser.bsky.social
· Oct 17
been reading a lot lately. i haven't been able to put this one down haha
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tried to pickle baby yoda to prank the mandalorian but watching him drown in vinegar made me feel way worse than i thought it was going to
November 21, 2024 at 3:54 AM
tried to pickle baby yoda to prank the mandalorian but watching him drown in vinegar made me feel way worse than i thought it was going to
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"what would the founding fathers say if they were alive today" benjamin franklin would need the jaws of life to be removed from a goon cave
November 18, 2024 at 10:46 PM
"what would the founding fathers say if they were alive today" benjamin franklin would need the jaws of life to be removed from a goon cave
i'm like the kyrie irving of the warehouse i work at
November 18, 2024 at 7:38 PM
i'm like the kyrie irving of the warehouse i work at
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getting depressed that janis joplin never got to try a mcrib
October 24, 2024 at 11:50 PM
getting depressed that janis joplin never got to try a mcrib
you wouldn't survive a day on oscar bluesky
October 19, 2024 at 8:41 PM
you wouldn't survive a day on oscar bluesky
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100 year old poster still posts the old fashioned way
October 18, 2024 at 7:02 PM
100 year old poster still posts the old fashioned way
the obvious play is to post the classics but not me. i'm throwing shit at the walls like a chimp
October 18, 2024 at 6:59 PM
the obvious play is to post the classics but not me. i'm throwing shit at the walls like a chimp
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send the fucking newskie filth to the thunderdome
October 18, 2024 at 6:44 PM
send the fucking newskie filth to the thunderdome
these newskies are gonna learn the hard way, aren't they? 🤣
October 18, 2024 at 6:43 PM
these newskies are gonna learn the hard way, aren't they? 🤣
have they thought about adding enemies here
October 18, 2024 at 6:25 PM
have they thought about adding enemies here
dude your heiroglyphs suck give me that chisel
October 18, 2024 at 6:17 PM
dude your heiroglyphs suck give me that chisel
i have never heard this app get brought up in real life and i don't think i ever will
October 18, 2024 at 6:13 PM
i have never heard this app get brought up in real life and i don't think i ever will
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on the road to ONE MILLION followers
October 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM
on the road to ONE MILLION followers
have you ever stopped to smell the flowers. have you ever laughed at one? thought they were kinda funny? wanted to retweet one? you know, i feel like a flower sometimes
October 18, 2024 at 5:47 PM
have you ever stopped to smell the flowers. have you ever laughed at one? thought they were kinda funny? wanted to retweet one? you know, i feel like a flower sometimes
where would i be without the millenials putting on their tour guide voice to welcome me to an app that's 90% the same as the other one
October 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
where would i be without the millenials putting on their tour guide voice to welcome me to an app that's 90% the same as the other one
telling everyone at the dmv my name and one interesting fact about myself
October 17, 2024 at 6:01 PM
telling everyone at the dmv my name and one interesting fact about myself
been reading a lot lately. i haven't been able to put this one down haha
October 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
been reading a lot lately. i haven't been able to put this one down haha
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welcome all the new users! pull up a virtual chair and join the conversation! now here's a condescendingly obvious set of suggestions and also some rules i made up for using the site. the only point of this is to say im above you in the hierarchy. im your posting supervisor
July 2, 2023 at 10:31 AM
welcome all the new users! pull up a virtual chair and join the conversation! now here's a condescendingly obvious set of suggestions and also some rules i made up for using the site. the only point of this is to say im above you in the hierarchy. im your posting supervisor
came here to pursue my dream of blocking everyone
October 17, 2024 at 5:29 PM
came here to pursue my dream of blocking everyone