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pirateyware.bsky.social
Pirateyware
@pirateyware.bsky.social
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Maker of pixels, music, games, silly voices, and piratey things. He/him.
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I mean if you're really generous with the panel divisions...
October 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Me when a game I own has Treats available
October 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Same vibes
September 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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And like my Luna!
September 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Video game thing I couldn't find documented anywhere: the level selection crayon in Kirby 64 says "POPTEL". This is likely a play on "Pop Star" and the Japanese stationeries manufacturer Pentel.
Cropped screenshot of Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards. A low-res blue crayon is pictured, against a background of crayon drawings on paper. It is hard to make out due to the low texture resolution, but the crayon label appears to say "POPTEL", below which there is a picture of a star with eyes. By the way, isn't it funny how these descriptive alt texts can be several times longer than the actual post? Lalalalalalalaaaa~. Ok that's enough.
September 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Why were there so many video games about dinosaurs and cavemen in the 90s anyway
August 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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@theoddkepple.bsky.social You are a prophet.
July 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I've been doing some version of this since at least 2019!
June 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Except for this one, but the breathers look weird and would distract from the joke
June 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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This is unrelated, but I made it just now and had to bring it to your attention somehow.
Quest 64 box art. Robin (1960s Batman series) points at it. "Holy Magic Century, Batman!"
June 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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PEACH'S NEW FIT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Cropped screencap from the Mario Kart trailer in today's Nintendo Direct. Princess Peach is on a motorcycle, her hair is in a ponytail, and she's wearing pink hiking boots and kneepads, rolled-up denim shorts, a pink jacket with a white undershirt, there's a pink ribbon in here hair, and she looks CUTE AS FUCK
April 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Mario, the video game character, smiling and pointing at a sign that says "NO"; it has room for other words, but there are none
February 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Two panels of Mr. Incredible looking defeated, captioned "shut the fuck up" and "please shut the fuck up"
January 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Edited panel from the web comic strip "Ctrl+Alt+Del". A judge presiding over a trial slams his gavel down and simply proclaims "DEATH."
January 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Mario & Luigi Brothership got me like this
November 10, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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Why do platformers do this? Does anyone actually find this fun?
September 26, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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Huh, I guess animated GIFs don't work on Bluesky yet. Well here, have some sprites.
Cartoon-style pixel art sprites of a Japanese warrior woman with a naginata.
September 23, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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New enemy! She's functionally pretty much the same as the charging redcoats, but she does it a lot more confidently. #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #screenshotsaturday
Gameplay footage of a sidescrolling platform game starring a pirate wearing a wooden bucket helmet. He's in a Japanese-themed area, fighting a Japanese warrior woman with a naginata.
September 23, 2023 at 5:24 PM