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She/they, 30s. Ed Teach enjoyer first, human being second. pirateidiot on here, regular idiot everywhere else. 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️💜
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day 11 of posting #SRK in hyper specific meme formats made by someone i feel very sure should be in my life. may this post find them.

anyways it’s horse day in ddv so i had to merge contradicting interests. ice cream just catching strays.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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day 12 of posting #SRK until he initiates me into his leather daddy lesbian girl gang.

🏍️💨
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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day 9 of posting #SRK until smoking becomes less injurious to my health.

🚬🚬🚬 jk stay cool kids don’t do drugs even if they make you look really awesome. 🚭🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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day 8 of posting #SRK till he reads my bluesky entries about him (posthumously if there’s a god). 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🪦
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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con has always deserved the absolute best. i think it’s remarkably honorable that he’s been steadfast in showing up, knowing how loud his voice is for a vulnerable community. just such a solid individual and unrelentingly kind.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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day 7 of posting #SRK till I learn how to grommet cool chains through all my deepest vee-necks.

alternatively until I reinvest in a bedazzler. fun fact, srk actually modeled raj after me.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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day 6 of posting #SRK till he learns to be a little less cavalier about gun safety. baby girl, your fingers are too precious!!! 😭
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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day 5 of #SRK my life low key fell apart today. he playing worlds smallest harmonica just for me. 🗣️ gonna pick joy just for him.

(i frequently and problematically fat finger “make desktop” vs “save photo” but i never change it till the next finger bang 😌 commitment to the bit over ALL IT)
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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day 4 of posting #SRK till someone sorts out my father issues.

this one feat his son aryan, bc it is his birthday (i’ve remembered one). he’s okay but we’re here for daddy. 💁
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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day 3 of posting #SRK till someone presses me up against a frosted pane of glass

btw it’s only frosted bc of all my heavy breathing that’s my bad yall
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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yes but he can only be with someone who has no prostate at all
like that story about the hair comb and the watch chain where the girl goes bald and the guy loses his prostate
it’s a holiday story hope this helps
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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day 2 of posting #SRK until people decide they to deserve joy.

om shanti om’s 18th birthday was yesterday so I’ll post from that, bc I’m forgetting all birthdays lately. 🙂‍↕️

if i was deserted on a desert island and could only take 5 dvds and a portable dvd player i’d take 5 copies of om shanti om.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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day 1 of posting #srk till people become alert

hate to see people sleeping on pure, untapped joy. 😪
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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did I mention they make funny meme?

and that I forgot their birthday.

although in many ways, is it not the lack of thought that counts? someone surely has said that.

will draw dumb sketch w/proof of donation. even bottom stede for the true degenerates. see how deep my love is. 😔🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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hi this person is very dear to me bc they make funny meme and no other reason also they need a break also i forgot their birthday so
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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So on top of other countless woes my back crashed few days ago аnd now I cаnt wаlk аgаin аnd cаn't аfford аn MRI /аnything med-relаted

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also it's my birthday 🎈 that's more like a side fun fact.
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October 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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he’s crazy for this one.
#SRK
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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he doesn’t wanna talk to you prolly 😪
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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modern au #cjizzy #edizzy just fuckin around trying to find my groove again this year been ten million tuesdays long
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Sad to have to post this - Further pictures from Christine Wada’s panel are being circulated, despite my clear request they not be. I do not have permission sharing these, and spreading them not only damages my reputation but also any chance of future events and guests sharing exclusive material.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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the gc of wicked: live on nbc going as expected.

lots of wailing, screaming, and “ed teach in this”’s abound.
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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art hack: cover hands up with a bunny
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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zohran mamdani said life is like a film, it always has a happy ending and if it's not happy then it's not yet the end.

(ok hit film om shanti om said this but i just know zohran’s seen it)

he also said the s in #srk stands for socialism. 😌🗣️
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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BREAKING: DECISION DESK HQ CALLS NYC MAYORAL RACE FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM