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She/they, 30s. Ed Teach enjoyer first, human being second. pirateidiot on here, regular idiot everywhere else. 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️💜
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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yes but he can only be with someone who has no prostate at all
like that story about the hair comb and the watch chain where the girl goes bald and the guy loses his prostate
it’s a holiday story hope this helps
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
the specialist in question 😌
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
and you were tossing me the ship keys, “fuck the english navy” keychain on the ground
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
just between us did the cancellation maim you too 😔
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
SO TRUE 😭
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
in my defense, i have none (long day and i hallucinate ed teach at all times)
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM