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pippercorn 🍉
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seeking validation in a cool, disaffected sort of way. 30s. she/her

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people always criticising gig workers on here instead of focusing on the real evil: the other customer at whose house they’re making a “quick stop along the way”
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
5 year old child who has been watching youtube: mama can i have a pet brittle star from the dark web
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
why is this “travel sized” contact lens solution 120ml
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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thought too much about them on the bookclub server...
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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“Keira's assessment in 2024, …concluded that she did not have "sufficient parental competencies to care for the newborn independently".
Keira says the questions she was asked included: "Who is Mother Teresa?" and "How long does it take for the sun's rays to reach the Earth?
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
more like endlessly iron-able
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
allow me to proffer a solution
The fear of not having enough money is familiar. But there’s a quieter struggle at the top: feeling uncomfortable with having too much, says money psychotherapist Vicky Reynal ⬇️
Why my ultra-rich clients are ashamed of their wealth
www.thetimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
bought a suitcase earlier this year and now i am constantly being bombarded with marketing emails from antler. how many suitcases do they think i need
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
bought a dress labelled M on depop and it arrived and it’s a 36. I Am Going To Kill You
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“why do i feel so weird and Bad”
— quote from woman who forgot her ssri this morning
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i read “crafted in crisp cotton” and my brain starts to sound the klaxons. 🚨 YOU WILL NEED TO IRON THIS SO MUCH 🚨
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 AM
becoming obsessed with where winds meet
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
uh oh i am getting the Anxiety
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
got a beautiful soft fair isle jumper ☺️

the stripes on the jumper make my body look super wide and my head look like a tiny pin head ☹️
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
my guilty pleasure is listening to danish rap of extremely mixed quality. my danish is so bad now that i can only understand about 50%
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
nw godzilla × kong: the new empire…this movie is so stupid
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 AM
hi i’m a depop seller and i love to say “some minor damage hence the low price” and price my item at $200
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Every Cold War spying case is like:

UK: He was recruited to MI6 from Oxford, where he was founder and president of the Friends of Stalin chapter. He was assigned to the Moscow desk for 20 years.

US: His 4th Bugatti that he paid for in cash on a civil servant's salary stated to arouse suspicion.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
hell has gained another soul for the knife mountain tonight 🥲
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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awaken, sleeper! have you heard the good news!
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
people like to make fun of british food but roast lamb with mint jelly is so fucking good
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
someone should tell the guys on the travel china subreddit that asking where to meet “local students” when you are a man in his 30s is weird and creepy
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Second post is basically: He is a Jew
There’a a whole class of Zohran take out there right now that is just “I am upset that a foreigner is also handsome and charismatic”
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM