secondary only to actually being on holiday

you: i don’t want to rule i want to laze around and be fed grapes by my concubines

council of eunuchs: if the second prince was on the throne we could centralise power while he lies around and eats grapes

the problem is when you’re out here practicing your calligraphy and some group of ministers is having secret conversations about how you’d be a much better imperial puppet ruler due to that very lack of manipulative guile

on one hand they promote their lifetime warranty. on the other hand they’re like get a jump on your holiday travel plans! buy six more suitcases today!!

it’s much better than effexor though. i just start feeling more and more hungover instead of immediately getting the Zaps

my sixteen year old character just defeated a grown man in a drinking contest then got murdered by a goose

is this BECAUSE i have spent the last week drinking too much coffee, not sleeping enough and panicking about work. or is it the other way around