Well? How was it?

Ours is a tale of failed communication. We are forever scarred by the Thanksgiving of Seven Potato Dishes.

We are nearly approaching the 10-year anniversary of the Colangelo family Thanksgiving mystery of trying to figure out who ate the bag of gourmet dog treats thinking they were cookies and stashed the wrapper under the couch once they realized their mistake.

My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.

me, most of the time: i like mark kelly, hate when he goes all centrist mush

me, when trump tries to take on astronaut hero mark kelly:

I keep of list of aptronyms, and this guy gets to be on _two_ lists now.

I don't think he's gay, I think he's desperately lonely and surrounded by sociopaths, and as a result somewhat susceptible to human warmth - but it can only come from men, because he doesn't see women as real or equals.

I think it's pretty obvious by now that it is incredibly easy to get him to like you if you're willing to stroke his ego a little bit. Honestly, that's part of why he's such a dangerous person to have as president.