Leah Wonderful
pinksparkly.bsky.social
Leah Wonderful
@pinksparkly.bsky.social
biskweeting into the void
If one more person pronounces it “fent-ih-nahl” imma lose it.

That’s all.
March 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Just me and my kid, sitting on the couch watching the Not State of the Union on TV, with our respective streamers/podcasters on our devices. 💜
March 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Have we considered turning the world off and turning it on again
March 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Elon Musk wishes he was as cool as Kim Jong Un’s little sister.
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Once again I am begging @cnn.com to remove the shit stain that is Scott Jennings from the network.

Abby shouldn’t have to put up with this shambolic rube.
March 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Apparently everyone employed by CNN except my nemesis Scott Jennings is off celebrating Presidents Day.

Praise Kier.
February 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Chalking up the small number of injuries from today’s Delta crash to a skilled flight crew and that it was most likely full of Minnesotans (& Canadians - same difference).

We are rule followers. Seatbelts were worn and belongings were left on the plane. We listen to the crew. Seconds save lives.
February 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There is currently a bill in the Montana house to ban mRNA vaccines. This is restricted to infectious disease vaccines. Cancer treatments using mRNA technology are exempt.

Why is one is safe and the other is a scourge?

Nobody knows.
Including the authors of the bill.
February 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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So so excited for America to be healthy again. And by healthy I mean subject to all the diseases that kill you in Oregon Trail
a pixel art of a horse pulling a wagon
Alt: a pixel art of a horse pulling a wagon
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why is Trump so obsessed with showing Mark Fogel the Lincoln bedroom? It’s kinda weird.
February 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Why do I insist on watching CNN at night? Not only am I forced to see Scott Jennings’ shit-eating grin, but also some idiot “sports commentator” with no critical thinking skills or governmental knowledge.

This is my own fault. I need to stop.
February 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The newest Jardiance commercial is a dollar tree imitation of everything that came before.
February 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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put it in the chyron hall of fame
February 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Government workers when DOGE shows up.
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Elon Musk is showing that the single greatest threat to this country are the dudebros who think they don’t have to do the fuckin reading.
February 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What are the black backpack bois doing right now while we are all reeling from that guy suggesting sending in troops to ethnically cleanse Gaza so he can build a resort full of gold toilets on the Riviera of the Middle East?
February 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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I just finished making a text editor called "Thoughtcrime Checker" that will check your grant draft for the "banned" words. Link is pinned to my profile, check it out!
February 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I dislike Scott Jennings with the fire of 1000 suns.

That’s all.
February 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I feel personally victimized by the latest Jardiance commercial. I expect a certain melody in order to sing along. She’s taking WAY too many liberties.
January 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Percentage chance the CEO of United Healthcare actually had United Healthcare?
December 5, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Not my kid having a spirited Friday night discussion with their friend about their future voting priorities during a video game break
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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Literally..
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM