Zuck and Elon will never have the clout, that MySpace Tom had.

Tom was my first social media friend, and he also taught a whole gen how to write code.
Fucking legend!

Oh myyy…

As a chef I whole heartedly endorse this verbiage o a menu. Boomers act like children when they’re out, and have the same pallet

Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today

I’m super down with this #presidentmusk rhetoric; because 1. It’s (sadly) true, and 2. I know trump is mad af, every time he sees it.

Undermining his authority is the quickest way to get booted. His ego’s too big to let musk stay.
This might work itself out with infighting. Hopefully.

I have a massive video game backlog. Yet here I am playing the same old comfort games over and over.

Whaaat!? You didn’t see my msg for a whole year?! Now your pregnant and single!?… that’s crazy.
You stay up tho 👍🏻.

McDonald’s really does have rats

Police putting out a description of the healthcare ceo murderer:

All units, please be advised, we are looking for a HARD 10.

Are we calling posts made here anything specific? Is there a Bluesky equivalent of “tweet”? Or just post is fine

I need everyone to know:
it’s ok if you don’t know a word/ingredient on a food menu.
Just ask. We don’t think less of you. In fact we respect it more.

What is not ok; is ordering it, then sending it back cause of a fake allergy.

Just setting up, and this is already better than, the dead husk of Twitt-excuse me X