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pimento mori
@pimentomori.bsky.social
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non-binary cryptid trapped in the body of a human trapped in late-stage capitalism. aro/ace, queer as hell. they/them.

banner: Steven Universe, Amethyst, and Uncle Grandpa eating a 3-way sub on the beach
profile pic: shadow with googly eyes
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pimentomori.bsky.social
sounds great! does it start on 1 May or 8 May? the registration page says 8 May.
April 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
pimentomori.bsky.social
one more
picture of an orange and yellow crab sitting on some gray rocks. the text says "if you hold a crab up to your ear, you can hear what it's like to be attacked by a crab".
April 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
pimentomori.bsky.social
they're not all memes exactly, but they make me laugh. best wishes to your friend!
a social media post that says: "my favorite thing i've learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like 'the eight winds cannot move me' blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes 'FART' (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says 'wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake'" a photo shared on social media of multiple advertisements that were pasted over each other. parts of each one were ripped off to combine all the ads so they say "your cat will love / the feeling of having / really smooth legs" with an image of a cat head on top of human legs skateboarding. a comment on the post says "oh my god i have to draw you", with several sketches of the cat head on top of human legs skateboarding and looking cool. a photo shared on social media of a cat sleeping in a bird nest. the comments below the photo say "What kind of bird is this", "The kind with several other birds inside it", "a mother! how wonderful" two photos shared on social media; the first one is a picture of a small, somewhat fancy cake with chocolate icing and candles that say "145", held in front of a train's firebox with fire glowing inside. in the second photo, the person is throwing the cake into the firebox. the caption says "I haven't been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox".
April 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
pimentomori.bsky.social
haha, i did the same! i went full capitalist and now i have to go take a shower
March 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
pimentomori.bsky.social
stop saying you're fighting and ACTUALLY FIGHT. the democrats cave on everything! we see what's happening, and we will remember. vote NO on cloture and this terrible spending bill. anyone who lets it go forward will get primaried into the sun.
March 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The final vote: 51-45, with 4 people absent.

CLOTURE FAILS, A CONGRESSIONAL SPORTS BAN WILL NOT HAPPEN.

Democrats hold firm, not a single dem voted for cloture.

MAJOR victory for everyone who called in today and this week in support of trans people.
March 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
pimentomori.bsky.social
i'm just some internet stranger, but i don't need to know you to know that you should live. the world needs your writing and your creativity and your *you*. please stay here.
February 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM