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🦷🕸Jess🕸🦷
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I fucked someone once because they said i sounded like Jesse Sendejas and I'd fucking do it again.
It's 10pm. Do you know where your god is?
January 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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January 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Stoneybatter
January 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Mormon missionaries used to come to my door on the reg until I put a pumpkin with a bunch of Spanish written on it two Halloweens ago and I haven't seen one since.
January 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
January 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Republicans seem way more obsessed with women's bathrooms being just for cis women so why don't we just make the men's bathrooms gender neutral and call it a day?
January 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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On this Jan 6th, take it from a person who grew up with a narcissistic mother: RESISTANCE isn't always combat.

Resistance is also choosing actions that give you your own self-respect. Finding healthy sources of information outside of them.

& fighting FOR your own ideals, instead of fighting them.
January 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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‘Just Take It Slow, And You’ll Be Fine,’ Drunk Driver Assures Self While Speeding Away In Stolen Police Car
theonion.com/just-take-it...
January 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The CIA, probably: The genocide in Gaza is okay because Palestinians are homophobic ☝️🤓

Lgbtq palestinians: 🧍‍♀️
January 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I FUCKING LOVE DENNYS. MY AUTISTIC HEART RACES AT THE THOUGHT OF KNOWING THAT IM GOING TO GET THE SAME MEDIOCRE FOOD AND SERVICE EVERY SINGLE TIME. THE BURGERS ARE PASSABLE. THE PANCAKES ARE A LITTLE TOO SWEET. THE FRIES BUT A VESSEL TO GET KETCHUP INTO MY BODY. MOST PREDICTABLE RESTAURANT EVER.
January 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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rats all folks
January 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I have an extremely normal relationship with my parents and cops #teenagedisaster
January 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
When I was a teen I wanted to be a novelist but I was so traumatized I didn't realize that there was no fucking way I was going to redeem the serial rapist villain and I literally couldn't process that when people told me. Idk man I know cps never does shit but maybe like. Try?
January 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Kiss me I'm not Irish I'm just a whore
December 30, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin
December 24, 2024 at 12:42 PM
The same people who can read, understand, and agree with this are the same ones who need aave translated for them.
Wow the fuck is this????
December 25, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Me, in the middle of the night, stoned, drunk, and half naked, wearing bright pink boots that say "Butch Dyke" in giant black letters, walking through the part of town that has been shot up every December without fail, feeling safe because I'm only 26 and don't have a white lighter
December 25, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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My New Year’s Resolution.
What’s yours?
December 23, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I fucked someone once because they said i sounded like Jesse Sendejas and I'd fucking do it again.
December 22, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Being a nazi sounds so weird to me. Like you want to feel superior to everyone else? You want violence? You want bad fashion sense and lazy opinions? You want to get political after ten shots every night? Join the marine corps and go die in a war, that's literally all they do.
December 22, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This is either about to be a patch or a tattoo stay tuned
December 22, 2024 at 2:24 AM