There’s something almost fascinating about curiosities
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
There’s something almost fascinating about curiosities
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
Bringing my chip clip to this wedding in case there’s chips there
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Bringing my chip clip to this wedding in case there’s chips there
“I lost count of how many parts I have years ago”
—The man with infinite body parts
—The man with infinite body parts
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“I lost count of how many parts I have years ago”
—The man with infinite body parts
—The man with infinite body parts
When I asked my wife why she poked the weird squishy thing in the store, her response was simply, “it was on sale.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
When I asked my wife why she poked the weird squishy thing in the store, her response was simply, “it was on sale.”
Discourse about the Inspector always focuses on how young he is which I never really understood. The guy is 35
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Discourse about the Inspector always focuses on how young he is which I never really understood. The guy is 35
The Inspector: No one outlogics the Inspector!
Me: *uses a machine to outlogic the inspector*
Me: *uses a machine to outlogic the inspector*
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The Inspector: No one outlogics the Inspector!
Me: *uses a machine to outlogic the inspector*
Me: *uses a machine to outlogic the inspector*
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It's weird when something happens twice 😂
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It's weird when something happens twice 😂
I can’t get my three year old to stop toying with the conventions of the medium
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I can’t get my three year old to stop toying with the conventions of the medium
I’m trying to explain to my son that I don’t have gaydar, I have gentleman’s intuition
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’m trying to explain to my son that I don’t have gaydar, I have gentleman’s intuition
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playing a beautiful song on my bugle then smashing it to bits
June 27, 2023 at 2:31 PM
playing a beautiful song on my bugle then smashing it to bits
What’s everyone’s name, pronouns, genus, and species?
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What’s everyone’s name, pronouns, genus, and species?
Jeremy Allen White cast as Gopher in the live action Gopher movie
September 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jeremy Allen White cast as Gopher in the live action Gopher movie
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Trying to comfort my friend, who is having a hard time, by explaining that Thomas the Tank Engine did not appear until the second book in The Railway Series. I display such an intense teary-eyed sincerity that while I do not make her feel better, it is the main thing she thinks about at my funeral.
September 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trying to comfort my friend, who is having a hard time, by explaining that Thomas the Tank Engine did not appear until the second book in The Railway Series. I display such an intense teary-eyed sincerity that while I do not make her feel better, it is the main thing she thinks about at my funeral.
The most hacky comedians make jokes about Hustle Mustard like “who’s it even for?? Ha ha ha” As if they don’t literally say it in the commercial. it’s mustard for the hardworking man
July 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The most hacky comedians make jokes about Hustle Mustard like “who’s it even for?? Ha ha ha” As if they don’t literally say it in the commercial. it’s mustard for the hardworking man
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Everyone at Battle Card University is super dramatic about playing Battle Card. They yell out their next move, some jump into the sky to play a single card. But none of that is necessary, my vibe is more "Go Fish on the porch" and I get straight A's. It's about playing the card game.
July 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Everyone at Battle Card University is super dramatic about playing Battle Card. They yell out their next move, some jump into the sky to play a single card. But none of that is necessary, my vibe is more "Go Fish on the porch" and I get straight A's. It's about playing the card game.
Enjoying an American Pilsner: Light
July 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Enjoying an American Pilsner: Light
Marlboro light chewables??
June 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Marlboro light chewables??
I’m inventing a pouch that can also double as a kind of bag, or satchel
May 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’m inventing a pouch that can also double as a kind of bag, or satchel
I wanted to read what @emilystjams.bsky.social had to say about the Deadwood movie and lol
May 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I wanted to read what @emilystjams.bsky.social had to say about the Deadwood movie and lol
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Party on Interesting Street
May 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Party on Interesting Street
Turning over a large pile of stacks
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Turning over a large pile of stacks
Idk why the phrase “music only sounds good when the notes are going up” has similar energy as “one stick of gum has 2,000 callories”
April 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Idk why the phrase “music only sounds good when the notes are going up” has similar energy as “one stick of gum has 2,000 callories”
Music only sounds good when the notes are going up, which is tricky because if they just keep going up the notes will get unbearably high, but if they go up too slowly it’ll be unbearably boring. So the notes must go down sometimes. All things in balance
April 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Music only sounds good when the notes are going up, which is tricky because if they just keep going up the notes will get unbearably high, but if they go up too slowly it’ll be unbearably boring. So the notes must go down sometimes. All things in balance