Piggy J. Willow
@piggywillow.bsky.social
Mother of doggos and the best human preschooler & baby on the planet
Sharing the first birthday cakes I made for my kids.
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sharing the first birthday cakes I made for my kids.
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
JFC someone needs to tell these people no
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
JFC someone needs to tell these people no
This one was the worst
People often, often people, oh my God
People often, often people, oh my God
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This one was the worst
People often, often people, oh my God
People often, often people, oh my God
It's really the size and location that has me worried. It's ... very big and red 😵💫
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's really the size and location that has me worried. It's ... very big and red 😵💫
"Clearly it's a party for me, not the tiny human"
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Clearly it's a party for me, not the tiny human"
When you get a delivery during the baby's nap, you have to distract the neighborhood watch. Cheese will suffice.
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
When you get a delivery during the baby's nap, you have to distract the neighborhood watch. Cheese will suffice.
The landscaper and the flower
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The landscaper and the flower
Me: oh no,I don't have a bucket to give out treats at the school trick or treat
Also me: hold my bucket
Also me: hold my bucket
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Me: oh no,I don't have a bucket to give out treats at the school trick or treat
Also me: hold my bucket
Also me: hold my bucket
Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder
(The context: Montclair is a deep blue city whose school district is currently facing a $20 million budget deficit. They're holding a special election in Dec to determine if they'll raise taxes over the next few yrs or face devastating cuts to services)
(The context: Montclair is a deep blue city whose school district is currently facing a $20 million budget deficit. They're holding a special election in Dec to determine if they'll raise taxes over the next few yrs or face devastating cuts to services)
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder
(The context: Montclair is a deep blue city whose school district is currently facing a $20 million budget deficit. They're holding a special election in Dec to determine if they'll raise taxes over the next few yrs or face devastating cuts to services)
(The context: Montclair is a deep blue city whose school district is currently facing a $20 million budget deficit. They're holding a special election in Dec to determine if they'll raise taxes over the next few yrs or face devastating cuts to services)
There was an attempt
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
There was an attempt
My baby sharing Bambas with Clyde
Arguably the only thing about having littles that he enjoys
Unfortunately she offered him the fistful, let him nibble on them, then ate one herself 🤢
Arguably the only thing about having littles that he enjoys
Unfortunately she offered him the fistful, let him nibble on them, then ate one herself 🤢
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My baby sharing Bambas with Clyde
Arguably the only thing about having littles that he enjoys
Unfortunately she offered him the fistful, let him nibble on them, then ate one herself 🤢
Arguably the only thing about having littles that he enjoys
Unfortunately she offered him the fistful, let him nibble on them, then ate one herself 🤢
Behold: the "witches brew cauldron" that came in the mail for my son that we made(melted and molded the chocolate, made pudding, I HAND-WHIPPED WHIPPED CREAM) and assembled and he decided nah I'll just eat the empty chocolate cauldron 💀
October 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Behold: the "witches brew cauldron" that came in the mail for my son that we made(melted and molded the chocolate, made pudding, I HAND-WHIPPED WHIPPED CREAM) and assembled and he decided nah I'll just eat the empty chocolate cauldron 💀
The cake smash setup was so stinking cute OMG
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The cake smash setup was so stinking cute OMG
I hate this dog so much
October 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I hate this dog so much
Can someone who knows how to alter clothes give me some advice? This is my daughter's cake smash dress. I just put it on her and it's a little big. I folded over about a half inch and that would be good. The sleeves could stand to be a touch shorter, too. Any idea how to do this w/o being obvious?
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Can someone who knows how to alter clothes give me some advice? This is my daughter's cake smash dress. I just put it on her and it's a little big. I folded over about a half inch and that would be good. The sleeves could stand to be a touch shorter, too. Any idea how to do this w/o being obvious?
I'm gonna be so sad when he outgrows these cute clothes 😭 he's barely holding onto toddler sizes and "big boy" clothes are bleak
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm gonna be so sad when he outgrows these cute clothes 😭 he's barely holding onto toddler sizes and "big boy" clothes are bleak
🎵 you come and go, you come and goooo🎵
October 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
🎵 you come and go, you come and goooo🎵
Nope. Not touching this activity with a 10 foot pole 🤣
October 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Nope. Not touching this activity with a 10 foot pole 🤣
Ignore the chaos around him and enjoy ✨grooméd Clyde✨
October 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Ignore the chaos around him and enjoy ✨grooméd Clyde✨
Ordered my baby's cake smash dress 😭 how is she almost 1 already
The theme is Space: "Baby's first trip around the sun"
The theme is Space: "Baby's first trip around the sun"
October 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ordered my baby's cake smash dress 😭 how is she almost 1 already
The theme is Space: "Baby's first trip around the sun"
The theme is Space: "Baby's first trip around the sun"
The wheels don't actually turn, but who cares 🤣
September 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The wheels don't actually turn, but who cares 🤣
He gets to paint them with frosting 🤣 I replaced the provided dye with my natural colors
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
He gets to paint them with frosting 🤣 I replaced the provided dye with my natural colors
And they come with wheels that actually roll
September 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
And they come with wheels that actually roll
I spent an absurd amount of money for a subscription baking kit for my son because their September box was construction themed. He's very excited and the cookie cutters are pretty cute
September 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I spent an absurd amount of money for a subscription baking kit for my son because their September box was construction themed. He's very excited and the cookie cutters are pretty cute