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Piggy J. Willow
@piggywillow.bsky.social
Mother of doggos and the best human preschooler & baby on the planet
Sharing the first birthday cakes I made for my kids.

Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
JFC someone needs to tell these people no
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This one was the worst

People often, often people, oh my God
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's really the size and location that has me worried. It's ... very big and red 😵‍💫
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Clearly it's a party for me, not the tiny human"
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When you get a delivery during the baby's nap, you have to distract the neighborhood watch. Cheese will suffice.
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The landscaper and the flower
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Me: oh no,I don't have a bucket to give out treats at the school trick or treat

Also me: hold my bucket
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder

(The context: Montclair is a deep blue city whose school district is currently facing a $20 million budget deficit. They're holding a special election in Dec to determine if they'll raise taxes over the next few yrs or face devastating cuts to services)
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
There was an attempt
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My baby sharing Bambas with Clyde

Arguably the only thing about having littles that he enjoys

Unfortunately she offered him the fistful, let him nibble on them, then ate one herself 🤢
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Behold: the "witches brew cauldron" that came in the mail for my son that we made(melted and molded the chocolate, made pudding, I HAND-WHIPPED WHIPPED CREAM) and assembled and he decided nah I'll just eat the empty chocolate cauldron 💀
October 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hwat?!?
October 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The cake smash setup was so stinking cute OMG
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I hate this dog so much
October 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Can someone who knows how to alter clothes give me some advice? This is my daughter's cake smash dress. I just put it on her and it's a little big. I folded over about a half inch and that would be good. The sleeves could stand to be a touch shorter, too. Any idea how to do this w/o being obvious?
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm gonna be so sad when he outgrows these cute clothes 😭 he's barely holding onto toddler sizes and "big boy" clothes are bleak
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
🎵 you come and go, you come and goooo🎵
October 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Nope. Not touching this activity with a 10 foot pole 🤣
October 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ignore the chaos around him and enjoy ✨grooméd Clyde✨
October 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Ordered my baby's cake smash dress 😭 how is she almost 1 already

The theme is Space: "Baby's first trip around the sun"
October 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The wheels don't actually turn, but who cares 🤣
September 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
He gets to paint them with frosting 🤣 I replaced the provided dye with my natural colors
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
And they come with wheels that actually roll
September 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I spent an absurd amount of money for a subscription baking kit for my son because their September box was construction themed. He's very excited and the cookie cutters are pretty cute
September 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM