Piggy J. Willow
@piggywillow.bsky.social
Mother of doggos and the best human preschooler & baby on the planet
Baby pooped herself awake early from her nap so I guess I'm tagging in my co-parent, Ms. Rachel, so I can finish my work
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Baby pooped herself awake early from her nap so I guess I'm tagging in my co-parent, Ms. Rachel, so I can finish my work
Watched a video of a guy playing guitar and singing to elephants who came up and started swaying and apparently it's not AI and now I'm crying because elephants are amazing and humans have killed so many of them 😭😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Watched a video of a guy playing guitar and singing to elephants who came up and started swaying and apparently it's not AI and now I'm crying because elephants are amazing and humans have killed so many of them 😭😭😭
Sharing the first birthday cakes I made for my kids.
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sharing the first birthday cakes I made for my kids.
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
Themes: Mr. Onederful, First Trip Around the Sun (it's hard to see in the pictures but it's light pink, purple and blue with edible glitter)
How can Malinowski run in the 11th if he was a rep in the 7th 🤔 no carpetbaggers in my district, please
Sherrill will resign House seat on Thursday
Democrat was elected Garden State governor earlier this month
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Democrat was elected Garden State governor earlier this month
rollcall.com/2025/11/18/m...
Sherrill will resign House seat on Thursday - Roll Call
New Jersey Rep. Mikie Sherrill will resign her House seat Thursday, allowing Gov. Phil Murphy to schedule a special election to succeed her.
rollcall.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
How can Malinowski run in the 11th if he was a rep in the 7th 🤔 no carpetbaggers in my district, please
Me riding the high this morning after my son's conference where they praised his growth and told me he's academically ready for kindergarten and he's getting along well with peers and learning coping strategies, to me at pickup when they told me he bit a classmate again
a woman with a bun on her hair is smiling in front of a red curtain
ALT: a woman with a bun on her hair is smiling in front of a red curtain
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November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Me riding the high this morning after my son's conference where they praised his growth and told me he's academically ready for kindergarten and he's getting along well with peers and learning coping strategies, to me at pickup when they told me he bit a classmate again
Baby just got her MMR 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Baby just got her MMR 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
I swear to God I want to die and come back a dad so I can fuck up constantly but the bar is subterranean so no one will care
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I swear to God I want to die and come back a dad so I can fuck up constantly but the bar is subterranean so no one will care
One thing I've noticed when my son gets a little out of control with other kids is that moms will almost always redirect in a positive way and dads will almost always yell at him
And yet they never intervene when their own kid doesn't take turns or snatches
Interesting how that happens 🤔
And yet they never intervene when their own kid doesn't take turns or snatches
Interesting how that happens 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
One thing I've noticed when my son gets a little out of control with other kids is that moms will almost always redirect in a positive way and dads will almost always yell at him
And yet they never intervene when their own kid doesn't take turns or snatches
Interesting how that happens 🤔
And yet they never intervene when their own kid doesn't take turns or snatches
Interesting how that happens 🤔
Every time I go to CVS I pass the screaming rubber chicken statues of Liberty and every time I consider buying one because it's just too on the nose
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Every time I go to CVS I pass the screaming rubber chicken statues of Liberty and every time I consider buying one because it's just too on the nose
Baby fell while I was making my son's lunch, best I could guess is she was trying to climb up the couch, slipped, and scraped her cheek on one of his toys. It's a big boo-boo, will probably bruise, and I'm low-key freaking out bc her well visit is on Monday 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Baby fell while I was making my son's lunch, best I could guess is she was trying to climb up the couch, slipped, and scraped her cheek on one of his toys. It's a big boo-boo, will probably bruise, and I'm low-key freaking out bc her well visit is on Monday 🫠
There is nothing good for lunch in this house and I am *THISCLOSE* to ordering Panera delivery for myself*
*my son wouldn't eat it and my baby isn't picky so she can have leftovers
*my son wouldn't eat it and my baby isn't picky so she can have leftovers
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There is nothing good for lunch in this house and I am *THISCLOSE* to ordering Panera delivery for myself*
*my son wouldn't eat it and my baby isn't picky so she can have leftovers
*my son wouldn't eat it and my baby isn't picky so she can have leftovers
Today I:
-Delivered a car load of donations to the food pantry
-graded some tests
-dealt with baby poop in the bathtub with no other adult to help me
-made dinner
-put both kids to bed without help (husband had a work event)
-managed to do some work
I *earned* that Nutella on a spoon, gdi!
-Delivered a car load of donations to the food pantry
-graded some tests
-dealt with baby poop in the bathtub with no other adult to help me
-made dinner
-put both kids to bed without help (husband had a work event)
-managed to do some work
I *earned* that Nutella on a spoon, gdi!
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Today I:
-Delivered a car load of donations to the food pantry
-graded some tests
-dealt with baby poop in the bathtub with no other adult to help me
-made dinner
-put both kids to bed without help (husband had a work event)
-managed to do some work
I *earned* that Nutella on a spoon, gdi!
-Delivered a car load of donations to the food pantry
-graded some tests
-dealt with baby poop in the bathtub with no other adult to help me
-made dinner
-put both kids to bed without help (husband had a work event)
-managed to do some work
I *earned* that Nutella on a spoon, gdi!
I started to watch Frankenstein and it's so visually stunning (GdT is a master) but it's also kind of gross
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I started to watch Frankenstein and it's so visually stunning (GdT is a master) but it's also kind of gross
Ok so like ... is this THE Epstein files? Or is there more coming?
What exactly are we expecting to happen here? Other than being able to say "the president is a p3d0" and it's actually documented ... I don't feel like much has changed and I highly doubt maga cares enough to turn on him
What exactly are we expecting to happen here? Other than being able to say "the president is a p3d0" and it's actually documented ... I don't feel like much has changed and I highly doubt maga cares enough to turn on him
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ok so like ... is this THE Epstein files? Or is there more coming?
What exactly are we expecting to happen here? Other than being able to say "the president is a p3d0" and it's actually documented ... I don't feel like much has changed and I highly doubt maga cares enough to turn on him
What exactly are we expecting to happen here? Other than being able to say "the president is a p3d0" and it's actually documented ... I don't feel like much has changed and I highly doubt maga cares enough to turn on him
I was supposed to co-op at my son's school today but at 8:30 this morning he decided he wanted daddy to go instead and I can't tell if I'm relieved (real feel of 28 right now!) or hurt 😔 I definitely have fomo lol
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I was supposed to co-op at my son's school today but at 8:30 this morning he decided he wanted daddy to go instead and I can't tell if I'm relieved (real feel of 28 right now!) or hurt 😔 I definitely have fomo lol
Every single time I've called Andy Kims's office to ask for him to take a position on something, a few hours later he's taken that position. Specifically Andy Kim not Booker,. So I just left a message asking for him to call for Senate Dem leadership resignation. If it happens, you're welcome 😆
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Every single time I've called Andy Kims's office to ask for him to take a position on something, a few hours later he's taken that position. Specifically Andy Kim not Booker,. So I just left a message asking for him to call for Senate Dem leadership resignation. If it happens, you're welcome 😆
My baby just started walking short distances (!) and I can never get my phone out fast enough so I have a million 1-second-long videos of her falling to her butt
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My baby just started walking short distances (!) and I can never get my phone out fast enough so I have a million 1-second-long videos of her falling to her butt
Called and left voicemails while changing my baby's diaper and i want both @kim.senate.gov and @booker.senate.gov to know that my baby's poo smelled less vile than capitulating Democrats
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Called and left voicemails while changing my baby's diaper and i want both @kim.senate.gov and @booker.senate.gov to know that my baby's poo smelled less vile than capitulating Democrats
Will call, but wonder if tagging here works too
@kim.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov do not cave with nothing in return are you fucking kidding me
@kim.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov do not cave with nothing in return are you fucking kidding me
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Will call, but wonder if tagging here works too
@kim.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov do not cave with nothing in return are you fucking kidding me
@kim.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov do not cave with nothing in return are you fucking kidding me
Reposted by Piggy J. Willow
You guys will never guess the biggest size in the bag
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You guys will never guess the biggest size in the bag
Someone tell me why
For both gift-giving events so far (first Xmas and first birthday)
My sil has given baby a huge bag of clothes
In big-kid sizes, up to and including 7/8
She is ONE
Am I supposed to store these for SIX YEARS
(Is this weird? It feels weird)
For both gift-giving events so far (first Xmas and first birthday)
My sil has given baby a huge bag of clothes
In big-kid sizes, up to and including 7/8
She is ONE
Am I supposed to store these for SIX YEARS
(Is this weird? It feels weird)
a group of men in white are dancing in a hallway
ALT: a group of men in white are dancing in a hallway
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November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Someone tell me why
For both gift-giving events so far (first Xmas and first birthday)
My sil has given baby a huge bag of clothes
In big-kid sizes, up to and including 7/8
She is ONE
Am I supposed to store these for SIX YEARS
(Is this weird? It feels weird)
For both gift-giving events so far (first Xmas and first birthday)
My sil has given baby a huge bag of clothes
In big-kid sizes, up to and including 7/8
She is ONE
Am I supposed to store these for SIX YEARS
(Is this weird? It feels weird)
"Clearly it's a party for me, not the tiny human"
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Clearly it's a party for me, not the tiny human"
A very happy Thursday to the 20-something kid at PT who, when I was getting my ass kicked by an exercise, said "God gives his hottest angels the biggest challenges" and ONLY to that kid 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A very happy Thursday to the 20-something kid at PT who, when I was getting my ass kicked by an exercise, said "God gives his hottest angels the biggest challenges" and ONLY to that kid 🤣
Reposted by Piggy J. Willow
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
The best peppermint mocha I've ever had in my life was from a small coffee shop across from my son's old speech therapy office. IDK what magic they put in it (sugar, most likely) but JFC I dream about it
i promise you that you have a locally owned coffee shop in your area that makes just as good a version of whatever starbucks drink you like, and isn't actively engaged in trying to dismantle labor rights in america
Union baristas are calling on allies to STOP BUYING STARBUCKS if we go on ULP strike. If our communities stand with us in action, we can take back power from the billionaires & CEOs.
nocontractnocoffee.org
nocontractnocoffee.org
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The best peppermint mocha I've ever had in my life was from a small coffee shop across from my son's old speech therapy office. IDK what magic they put in it (sugar, most likely) but JFC I dream about it