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hyeugh, hyeugh.
Marc Rubio: #Calabri is way too DEI. What we need is a font that has a mullet.

#TimesNewsRoman
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This is obviously not written by an AI because em dashes are not used.

It is obviously not written by any type of intelligence because em dashes are not used. And because of who wrote it.
#Cuellar
#PrimaryThemAll
#TakeBackTheEmDash
#scriptsky
#ObviouslyProcrasinatingWhenIShouldBeWorkingOnScript
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Trump is the personification of the NRA. Both toxic entities whose actions repulse a vast majority of the populace but are held aloft by amoral politicians afraid of the cache they give them for decades while never concerned about being held to task for their abject complicity b/c they won’t be.
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reposted by PigBodine
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm really worried that Trump and FIFA being in the same room will create a corruption paradox that will destroy the world as we know it.

What? That's already happened?

Nevermind.

I really need to take less naps.
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The other shoe drops for the fifteenth time.
#Newsom
Gavin Newsom Says Democrats Need To Be More 'Normal' If They Want To Win
Though the governor didn't elaborate, he's been a critic of what he calls "woke culture."
www.huffpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The DNC is so happy to not have to support a progressive Democratic candidate that they think will lose to the republican candidate next year and support the conservative Democratic candidate who is a republican. You know, like they always do.

#PrimaryThemAll
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The George Costanzas of Justice.

But not in a good way.
NEW: Despite being disqualified from serving as acting U.S. attorney for New Jersey, Trump loyalist Alina Habba and the DOJ are still claiming she’s the top federal prosecutor in the state. And she isn’t the first Trump appointee to do so.
Despite Disqualifications, Trump Appointees Still Claim to Be Top Federal Prosecutors
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Alt headline: Nuzzi gives the world the "Bridges of Madison County" of political creepy sex memoirs.
Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Convicted child trafficker feels that new evidence proving she was even more of a child trafficker could be bad for her if she gets a new trial concerning her being a child trafficker.
Ghislaine Maxwell Attempts To Throw Wrench Into Epstein Files Release
www.huffpost.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Endorsed by Pelosi. Pardoned by Trump.
Donald Trump Pardons Democratic Congressman Henry Cuellar
Cuellar, a conservative Democrat, was indicted in 2024 on charges of bribery and acting as a foreign agent.
www.huffpost.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
To be picky, since the Navy is involved, Trump and Hegseth are actually throwing Admiral Bradley* under the duck boat.

#Venezuela
#AirStrikes

*Bradley knew it was against code of war but gave no pushback. Bradley is a Scooter Libby typee and will fall on his sword.
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
According to Trump and Hegseth, the buck stops somewhere between the PX manager and base barber.

#WarCrime
#DeptOfDeflection
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Okay, then. Name one.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Kiffin halfway through coaching every team in the NCAA.
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
For a second there I thought it going to be like Trump club tournaments and he was going to win it every week.
White House Launches “Media Offender of the Week” Section on Its Website
CBS News, The Boston Globe and The Independent were cited on the web page, which debuted Friday.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
From the same people who brought us ALL LIVES MATTER.
US pauses visas for all Afghan passport holders, halts asylum requests
Pause on visas and halting of asylum applications comes after shooting of two National Guard members in Washington, DC.
www.aljazeera.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Or at least:
Reporter asks Trump follow-up question, “I know I am but what am I?” forty times.
I would like more headlines like “journalists show a fucking backbone”,

Rather than endless “Trump lashes out” stories. Cmon yall!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Stephen Smith tells Mark Kelly he should have talked to his Congress person before putting out a video telling someone to do something.
Radio Host Unleashes On Sen. Mark Kelly Over Democrats' ‘Illegal Orders’ Video
The sports commentator also questioned the whereabouts of the "evidence" from Kelly and the five other Democrats who appeared in the controversial video.
www.huffpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
How do you say I haven’t flown coach in years without saying I haven’t flown coach in years.
www.reuters.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Garfield had a better first nine months than Trump.

#DeathByLightning
Trump Drops A Self-Description So Unlikely, The Audience Actually Laughs
The president's remark prompted chuckles in the crowd, but it was a different story on social media.
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Waiting for Kansas City ownership to announce Tope's termination. Gracie Hunt is probably working on her dad this very moment.

She's already on him about Bad Bunny.
NFL Coach Rips Trump’s Football Critique: ‘He Has No Idea What’s Going On’
“And I hope he hears it,” the coach said after he took a swipe at the president.
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Schumer, on his way to write a very stern entry in his diary:
Schumer: "We are very concerned. The trouble is the president not only seems not concerned about it, but almost delighting in this kind of dangerous political rhetoric. And it's despicable."
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The more I watch #THEAMERICANREVOLUTION, the more I see George Washington as the Michael Scott of Revolutionary figures. Ever prone to devastating tactical blunders along with horrific social and personal faux pas, for some reason people let him keep his job.

#TheOffice
#AdamsIsShrute
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
AI is the drug Pharma invents then works overtime to invent a condition for it to treat.
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM