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hyeugh, hyeugh.
This is obviously not written by an AI because em dashes are not used.

It is obviously not written by any type of intelligence because em dashes are not used. And because of who wrote it.
#Cuellar
#PrimaryThemAll
#TakeBackTheEmDash
#scriptsky
#ObviouslyProcrasinatingWhenIShouldBeWorkingOnScript
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Okay, then. Name one.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"Here’s Everything We Know About Jimmy Carter's Financial Ties To Oil Industry"

1. Jimmy Carter owned a peanut farm which grew only peanuts while some of those peanuts were made into peanut oil.

2. See 1.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When RJK Jr says he wants to have baby with you.
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I do get a heavy SLOW HORSES vibe from this. Claude and Tara or Roddy and Tara? I go with Claude because he's completely incompetent.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Give Trump a break. He's giving the guy some privacy while he gives birth.
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Trump looks a fresh ghost staring down at his own dead body trying to figure out what's going on.
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Forcing the hundreds of kids of the underpaid workers tearing the East Wing to dress up as Trump then make them stand perfectly still along the entrance until after Halloween is so on brand for Melania.

#WhiteHouseHalloween
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me: Hey, America. How's it going?

America:
October 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You know who else was an inspiration to young people?

#GodwinsLawIsInevitableWhenDiscussingKirk
September 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Trump has yet another yard sale to finance his return to power after third–and first successful–impeachment. Photo–Scottsdale, Arizona 2027.
August 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Interesting tactic, KFC keeping actor portraying new Colonel Sanders in the new spot anonymous.

This is a hill I'm willing to die on.
#KFC
#Obsession
July 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
4 out of 5 eugenicists agree…

#AmericanEagle
#SydneySweeney
#HowNotToReadARoom
July 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
On our world in the #MCU, it seems that instead of Kingpin running for mayor, Daredevil is.

#Mamdani
June 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
No words.
June 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
June 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ICE, the stormtroopers of the Trump Empire
June 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Not about Trump's speech.

#ScottPelley
#KayleighMcEnany
May 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Jeanne Pirro realizing it's a minute past wine o'clock.
May 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There is absolutely nothing in the world that screams white more than Afrikaner golf pros.

And racist. Don't forget racist.

#Trump
#SouthAfrica
May 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Go back to your ortolans, Snow Flake.
May 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Cleveland throwing some shade.
#Judge
#Yankees
April 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Aw, jeez. The dire wolf has gone extinct again.
April 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
First two purchasers of Trump’s gold card leaving for the airport.

#Goldcard
#immigration
April 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump, not reading the room, trash talks the other players in his golf tournament this weekend.
April 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM