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🪦💀Dylan✨️
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Mostly here for fandom stuff.
32. UK. Queer. He/They.
Tumblr: peridotthesoft
Fandom Tumblr: illbeweirdaboutit
Ao3: 1_sad_bean
IG: dillandthefruitcompany
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🖤 Frequent themes of sex, drugs, abuse, non-con, dead dove and nasty stuff. 🖤
I'm probably not gonna watch ST5 and if I do, it'll be in January. Got as many spoiler tags blocked as I could think of 🤞 I have no faith in this season being any good plus I have been truly spoiled by all the fan artists amd writers, nothing could ever compare
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Sometimes you gotta let the sea blow the cobwebs off ya
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The capitalism got me good
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It's very cold at the mo and the cat likes sleeping on the sofa, rather than in any of the nice purpose built cat beds I bought. So I've built her a little blanket fort and she's actually using it! And purring! I took a picture but you can't see her very well at all, she's just a void 😅
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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GNAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. throwing my phone through a wall
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Alternate "criminal" origin for the Munson family because I just had a vision of Wayne as Blue Lou in The Blues Brothers

#WayneMunson
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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i once saw graffiti on the bathroom stall that said “tomorrow needs you”. i think about it every time i get into a bad headspace.

happy trans day of remembrance.
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Grief is an inconsiderate roommate. It makes a mess, steals your money, bothers your friends and family. But it has nowhere to go so you can't evict it. (1/11)
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Eddie using his handcuff belt to cuff his good, definitely not dating, friend Steve to his jean.

It ends in a handjob.
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Consider: Steve, moved into his own place and eager to make it homey, starts scoping out garage sales. Eddie is hosting one such sale, and Steve is charmed by the homemade and well loved feel of a lot of the stuff Eddie has, and buys some. Eddie is (privately) trying to save money to move out of a
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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We know what you are
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Every few days I remember Eddie didn't fasten up his DENIM or LEATHER jackets before going into BATTLE and I get so mad that I get dizzy. No wonder that guy kept failing school, fucking idiot.
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Canon Eddie never saw Rob Halford come out as gay on MTV and tell the world "it's never too late to set yourself free." Gonna go cry in a corner now.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It's my personal truth that Eddie becomes an art tutor for adult classes. He teaches evening life drawing twice a week, hosts a free-for-all art/crafting space once a week and one sunday a month has an art class for teenagers. He's half heartedly working on a comic adaptation of a Judas Priest album
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I'm in a Judas Priest loop at the min and I have to lie down, overwhelmed with thoughts of Eddie stoned off his ass, laid on his gross bedroom floor listening to Here Come The Tears when Steve graduates and he doesnt get to see him around school anymore. Wayne gives him a beer and leaves him to it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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[gore, death, suicidal thoughts, HAPPY ENDING]

When Eddie kills Gareth, it's an accident. He doesn't mean to.

It's just. Something's wrong with Eddie. After—after everything. Something's. Not quite right. He can't sleep longer than three hours. He wakes up frightened and small and vicious and raw.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Finally watching Frankenstein. When I read the book I spent the whole time wanting to bash Victor's head in, we'll see how this version treats him.
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Does anyone have any links for breeding kink fics where they don't actually want to have kids? I love steddie as parents but I'm craving a kinky, child-free flavour atm
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I dont need any more clutter i dont need any more clutter i dont need anymore clutter i dont need any more clutter i dont need any more clutter
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I really like playing D&D but I love making characters more than the actual game. I just like making a little guy and giving them a personality and inventory and shit. They're just my girls, my little guys, the blorbos from my brain
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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what's not to love about a man in ill fitting lingerie and terrible make up..... #eddiemunson
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Blasting my Girly Pop playlist to try and feel something. Steve would love it, Eddie would pretend it makes his ears bleed (it makes him horny).
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If anyone here is British or lives in the UK, this spreadsheet if for you.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I am about to experience the kind of gluttony the bible talks about
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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i just know whenever eddie is hand sewing on his patches he feels like a regency lady of leisure with many fine accomplishments
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM