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Lisa M
@physicistlisa.bsky.social
Health Physics professor, environmental consultant, animal lover, garbage can not a garbage can’t. She/her
I have a very deep and real level of spite for people with window offices who keep their shades closed all the time in office suites where some people do not have windows in their offices. Like, move into a no window office and let someone who needs the sun have it.
June 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year

And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor

And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”
June 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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If you had told me the bitchiest moment of Pride Month would be this...
June 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m just gonna say it: Mario Kart World has the most homophobic rainbow road in the whole series. And in pride month no less 🤣
June 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I may have finally lost my patience entirely with anti-LNT nonsense and am updating all my “primary criticisms” slides for radiation biology with the snopes rating system
February 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
From my email yesterday. Sorry, Jeff, whereever you are, I’m gonna assume you had a pretty bad day yesterday.
February 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time the Super Bowl had a commercial about flying facial hair, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it is weird it happened twice.
February 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I wonder how many women and PoC are gonna get denied tenure in the next couple years cause all their grants got suddenly pulled.
February 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you, mentally?
February 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
These fuckin nerds made the conference program with LaTeX.
January 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is a real long shot but, radioactivity folks, does anyone know if they announced where the next ICRER meeting will be ? (2027?)
January 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Having Lisa’s special thanksgiving drink (the left over juice from when I cook the apple sauce apples with bourbon in it)
November 28, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Your annual reminder to wear good supportive foot wear if you’re going to be cooking all day! I usually wear my hiking boots.
November 28, 2024 at 1:52 PM
@davethegame.bsky.social oh my gosh look what my husband did and I didn’t even know 😍
November 24, 2024 at 2:32 PM
There’s a professor at a bigger, more research oriented school who drops “unless you want to come work hereeeee!” Comments at me a lot, and in my head I’m just like “Sir, I am 40 years old. I’m not not gonna restart the tenure process as I’m sliding into menopause.”
November 22, 2024 at 9:18 PM
If you’re a former mutual, and I don’t follow back please say something 💜
Reuniting with old Twitter friends when they join Bluesky:
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I want a home organizing/renno show. I want it hosted by people who think they are good at this. But they cannot go to a house over 1900 square feet or spend more than 1 month of the household net income or go to any house with an income more than 60% of the median income in the area.
November 16, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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SUPERTRAMP: take a look at my girlfriend

ME: can do

SUPERTRAMP: don’t you look at my girlfriend!!!

ME: what’s happening
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
@funranium.bsky.social lol union carbide, baby!
November 13, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Directions for feeding Shao Kahn(13 year old fluffy dog): multiple paragraphs with allergies and medication doses / schedules.
For Tifa(cat): DO NOT GIVE TOO MUCH FOOD SHE WILL EAT HER BODY WEIGHT. DONT BELIEVE HER LIES
For Vivi(2 year old lab / Pitt mutt dog): please put food in bowl.
November 8, 2024 at 3:12 PM
This is really important!!! Thought you were too old for an HPV vaccine? You might not be!
One other thing- they recently raised the age for eligibility for the HPV vaccine to 45, so if you’re an elder millennial and perhaps just missed the age requirement when it first came out, you can do it now.
November 8, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Good to know!
As a side note, I met a nurse who got an ablation and it didn't work. So I don't know the stats on that, but sometimes our uterii WANT TO LIVE. Just be aware!
November 7, 2024 at 12:04 AM
I’ve had more than one person today ask me about getting my tubes tied because of their fear of getting pregnant in a trump presidency, and so I’m gonna provide some information about my experience sterilizing myself in case anyone is curious.
November 6, 2024 at 11:33 PM
What am I missing here? Doesn’t this mean that a SUBSTANTIAL number of Missouri citizens voted to 1) end the abortion ban and 2) voted for Trump and also the exact same politicians who passed the ban in the first place? www.npr.org/2024/11/05/g...
www.npr.org
November 6, 2024 at 4:49 AM