Jen
@starsinjenseyes.bsky.social
Old soul, young heart, fizzy water connoisseur.
Uncrustables should sell a variety pack of flavors.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Uncrustables should sell a variety pack of flavors.
I’ve hit a wall in my Ruthless Decluttering Week where it’s all the stuff in my guest closet I don’t use ever but I can’t really throw away either. I think the answer is to go get some storage containers from the store but even that seems overwhelming.
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’ve hit a wall in my Ruthless Decluttering Week where it’s all the stuff in my guest closet I don’t use ever but I can’t really throw away either. I think the answer is to go get some storage containers from the store but even that seems overwhelming.
Oh oh Thanksgiving earthquake, that was a little much.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh oh Thanksgiving earthquake, that was a little much.
Thanksgiving is a top tier caftan holiday.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Thanksgiving is a top tier caftan holiday.
By some miracle, I went to the grocery store at 9am this morning and it was dead quiet in there. A Thanksgiving miracle!
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
By some miracle, I went to the grocery store at 9am this morning and it was dead quiet in there. A Thanksgiving miracle!
I just spent 3 hours deep cleaning out my fridge and freezer. If you are my friend or family and you come to Palm Springs for a vacation, I love you but I’m begging you please do not give me your leftover groceries.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I just spent 3 hours deep cleaning out my fridge and freezer. If you are my friend or family and you come to Palm Springs for a vacation, I love you but I’m begging you please do not give me your leftover groceries.
I love seeing which of my friends get excited to see my Tap to Clean before/after cleaning & decluttering pics on IG. It’s like a peek into their hearts & minds.
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I love seeing which of my friends get excited to see my Tap to Clean before/after cleaning & decluttering pics on IG. It’s like a peek into their hearts & minds.
I threw away the box for my iPhone today, please congratulate me this was one of the hardest parts of my decluttering today.
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I threw away the box for my iPhone today, please congratulate me this was one of the hardest parts of my decluttering today.
Reminder that you can eat soup for breakfast if you want. It doesn’t even have to be your birthday, you can just do that.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reminder that you can eat soup for breakfast if you want. It doesn’t even have to be your birthday, you can just do that.
Find someone who looks at you the way Patricia Pancakes looks at the Christmas tree.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Find someone who looks at you the way Patricia Pancakes looks at the Christmas tree.
I can’t really explain it but I find Palm Springs (the Andy Samberg movie) so soothing and calming to watch.
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I can’t really explain it but I find Palm Springs (the Andy Samberg movie) so soothing and calming to watch.
The Palm Springs airport is such a vibe that they’re now offering a TSA precheck like option where you can come hang out at the airport without having any travel plans.
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Palm Springs airport is such a vibe that they’re now offering a TSA precheck like option where you can come hang out at the airport without having any travel plans.
Bird inside my house? I scream. Bird inside the airport terminal? “Oh look a bird!”
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Bird inside my house? I scream. Bird inside the airport terminal? “Oh look a bird!”
One of my special interests was old timey true crime and old timey presidential biographies, so I am enjoying this show about James Garfield, however, they’re not really talking enough about how Dr. Robert Todd Lincoln stuck his dirty fingers into that wound to pull out the bullet.
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
One of my special interests was old timey true crime and old timey presidential biographies, so I am enjoying this show about James Garfield, however, they’re not really talking enough about how Dr. Robert Todd Lincoln stuck his dirty fingers into that wound to pull out the bullet.
Look at this prodigy. She scratched her scratching post after (checks notes) a year and a half.
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Look at this prodigy. She scratched her scratching post after (checks notes) a year and a half.
Professional baseball is so unserious. (Complimentary)
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Professional baseball is so unserious. (Complimentary)
Do you think gifting your friend a session with a pet psychic/communicator is a fun present? Or is it weird? She has a dog and cat, and like any good pet owner, she’s obsessed with them.
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Do you think gifting your friend a session with a pet psychic/communicator is a fun present? Or is it weird? She has a dog and cat, and like any good pet owner, she’s obsessed with them.
The Great Gatsby is gossip in fictional form and that’s why its legacy endures because people love knowing the tea.
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Great Gatsby is gossip in fictional form and that’s why its legacy endures because people love knowing the tea.
Here’s how my thought journey went: AI could never pull off a heist at the Louvre. Wait, but could the food delivery robots pull off a heist at the Louvre? No, probably not.
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Here’s how my thought journey went: AI could never pull off a heist at the Louvre. Wait, but could the food delivery robots pull off a heist at the Louvre? No, probably not.
I’ve been very offline this weekend. Somebody robbed the Louvre?! This is my favorite type of true crime, give me a podcast, a Netflix series, and a book about this.
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’ve been very offline this weekend. Somebody robbed the Louvre?! This is my favorite type of true crime, give me a podcast, a Netflix series, and a book about this.
Ever since I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being retired.
October 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ever since I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being retired.
I’m starting up a new season of giving neighborhood walking tours and the two lessons I’ve learned are: 1) share info like you’re sharing the hottest gossip and 2) my friends can come on my tours for free but at the end they have to make a big show of tipping me $20 at the end
October 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m starting up a new season of giving neighborhood walking tours and the two lessons I’ve learned are: 1) share info like you’re sharing the hottest gossip and 2) my friends can come on my tours for free but at the end they have to make a big show of tipping me $20 at the end
Life in SoCal: tonight I’m attending a lemonade party and then a mushroom party.
October 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Life in SoCal: tonight I’m attending a lemonade party and then a mushroom party.
I don’t want to brag, but my grandma told me I’m the best tour guide that she knows.
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I don’t want to brag, but my grandma told me I’m the best tour guide that she knows.
Every morning, Patricia Pancakes walks into my office and scratches her scratching post. Then I give her a treat to reward her. I don’t think she actually knows why she’s scratching the post, she just a lil guy who loves a lil treat.
October 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Every morning, Patricia Pancakes walks into my office and scratches her scratching post. Then I give her a treat to reward her. I don’t think she actually knows why she’s scratching the post, she just a lil guy who loves a lil treat.