That’s exactly what I did. Ran to the store to pick up a little treat and some storage containers. Came back and finished up the guest closet.

That said, do I really need the box for my router? Like….probably not?

Including my own parents, sorry for subtweeting you Mike and Marge.

This is not a subtweet of anyone, this is every single person I know who has ever stayed in town (with me or in another location).

I liked everything better before knowing I was 258.

I will lie awake at night reliving my regretful decision to toss it!

I am allergic to ugly cat furniture.

Better than pre-check, I think it’s actually free, you just have to get approved in a pre-check type process.

And you know, they’re not wrong. It is fun to hang out there. It feels very glamorous to sit outside and have a glass of wine and pretend like you’re going somewhere fabulous too.

He’s great as Guiteau, gives him an increasingly deranged edge.

They have a cool version of I Am Going to the Lordy in the closing credits.

Sorry I should clarify, the show is Death by Lightning on Netflix. It’s good!

Garfield would have survived that gunshot if Lincoln didn’t give the man sepsis with his grimy hands. Instead we got Chester Arthur, the worst president ever, present president notwithstanding.