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Hello! Šulmu! Salum! I have the finest quality memes this side of the Euphrates!

Expect memes (that I make) about Antiquity-to-Renaissance history, mythology, TTRPGs (my campaigns mostly), strategy games, and linguistics. Anything I repost= random.
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we're all thinking it
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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These are your words of the week

vigil
liaison
trumpery
grok
Tyrannosaurus rex
fartlek
www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/the...
The Words of the Week - July 11
Dictionary lookups from Texas, social media, and the Cretaceous
www.merriam-webster.com
July 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Lousy photogenic cat, taking up all my phone memory with his pictures 😒
July 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Ray Harryhausen!
June 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars The Jurassic Park Velociraptors!
July 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Jurassic Park T-Rex!
July 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“Uruk’s walls are tall and loom over the city like a tree casts a shadow over a squirrel. Gilgamesh was their king— he wasn’t a nice king.”
This article is going to turn me into the Joker. Literary style is not a puzzle you solve to get a little information treat 😩😩😩
June 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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La Brea telling the truth. 🧪
June 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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No more war.
June 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Ea Nasir one is gold omg.
Dumping my edits I’ve made over the years for ya’lls amusement.
June 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“I asked ChatGpt” I WAS THE ONE GAZED INTO THE VOID! I WAS THE ONE WHO LAID THE FOUNDATION IF THE COUNTRY…
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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there's something profoundly funny that even his robot son hates him
Musk is mad at his robot progeny again and has now taken to scolding it over something it wrote in response to Catturd.

“Shame on you, @Grok”
June 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
June 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Some of y’all can’t handle two high agency males and it shows
June 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Some of ya'll can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Bronze Age 😔
May 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If The Phoenician Scheme isn’t about a Canaanite dye-peddler from Tyre and his employer from Hatti I’m walking out of the theater.
May 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
May 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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It’s the Wednesday work out with George the donkey. A run and toast best start to the day 😊
May 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Today's the only day you can share this
May 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Good morning, chums! I’m rather worn down at the moment, so if you wouldn’t mind indulging me, I’d love to hear a good thing of any size that happened to you this week
April 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
VISIGOTHS 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥Gutrazda rodja!!! Hwa liubarazda ist???? Gutsþiuda!!!!
April 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
So unironic book recommendations. Like, this is sort of a joke but not really:

Epic of Gilgamesh (Oldest recorded story, Big Dudes if you’ve into Big Dudes)

The Iliad (literally the embodiment of “Classic”)

Odyssey (Need I say more…)

Beowulf (It’s technically in English)

Pt.1/? (Thread ig)
April 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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i don't have the skill for it but somebody ought to shop the Age of Empires priest into the White Lotus poster and change the title to the Wololotus. it'll get likes from six millennial nerds but that's really what BlueSky is about
April 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM