Phoebe Assenza
@phoebeassenza.bsky.social
Also blog at https://phoebeassenza.substack.com
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gebbia should be forced to do every single design announcement from inside that temu gilded white house
August 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
gebbia should be forced to do every single design announcement from inside that temu gilded white house
So deliciously bonkers
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So deliciously bonkers
The fascism is distracting everyone from the fascism!
Just saw someone call the military occupation of DC a distraction, and that’s it, the it’s a distraction people have lost it. We should wait until the bulldozer is running over your house and all chime in with “isn’t there something else we should be talking about”
August 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The fascism is distracting everyone from the fascism!
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Going to start calling Sam Altman "Sloppenheimer"
May 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Going to start calling Sam Altman "Sloppenheimer"
Up next: Do your own flight safety inspections
I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”
April 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Up next: Do your own flight safety inspections
Also tariffed Mypos
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Also tariffed Mypos
Oh here go hell come
Attorney General Pam Bondi directs prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione
April 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Oh here go hell come
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They came for Roe.
They’re bringing back conversion therapy.
They’re coming for no-fault divorce.
They’re coming for marriage equality.
They’re coming for interracial marriage.
They’re coming for our right to protest.
They’re coming for a women’s right to vote.
Pay attention.
They’re bringing back conversion therapy.
They’re coming for no-fault divorce.
They’re coming for marriage equality.
They’re coming for interracial marriage.
They’re coming for our right to protest.
They’re coming for a women’s right to vote.
Pay attention.
March 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They came for Roe.
They’re bringing back conversion therapy.
They’re coming for no-fault divorce.
They’re coming for marriage equality.
They’re coming for interracial marriage.
They’re coming for our right to protest.
They’re coming for a women’s right to vote.
Pay attention.
They’re bringing back conversion therapy.
They’re coming for no-fault divorce.
They’re coming for marriage equality.
They’re coming for interracial marriage.
They’re coming for our right to protest.
They’re coming for a women’s right to vote.
Pay attention.
Follow this 2012 Nissan Rogue for more investment advice
March 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Follow this 2012 Nissan Rogue for more investment advice
In which I crowdsource ideas for a new brand strategy for the Democratic Party
Eating, Reading & Telling Dems What to Do
I will talk with my mouth full
open.substack.com
February 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
In which I crowdsource ideas for a new brand strategy for the Democratic Party
I used to hate grocery shopping but now I hate everything
February 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I used to hate grocery shopping but now I hate everything
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'Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men for the nastiest of motives will somehow work for the benefit of all.'
A spot-on observation by John Maynard Keynes.
A spot-on observation by John Maynard Keynes.
February 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
'Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men for the nastiest of motives will somehow work for the benefit of all.'
A spot-on observation by John Maynard Keynes.
A spot-on observation by John Maynard Keynes.
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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
Me when I try the Gen Z middle part
February 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Me when I try the Gen Z middle part
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Petition for Kendrick to do Musk next
February 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Petition for Kendrick to do Musk next
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If Kendrick can acknowledge the Valley, so can you, transplants
February 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
If Kendrick can acknowledge the Valley, so can you, transplants
They got Milchick on employee comms
Federal workers across government just received the following memo that seems intended to cajole them into resigning
January 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
They got Milchick on employee comms
Wild that we went from The Office to Severance in less than a generation and both are equally apt for their time
January 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Wild that we went from The Office to Severance in less than a generation and both are equally apt for their time
I’m sure it’s a glitch but I like that Bluesky has an end to its feed. It’s like, you’re done now. Off you go.
January 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m sure it’s a glitch but I like that Bluesky has an end to its feed. It’s like, you’re done now. Off you go.