I genuinely thought about telling them I wouldn't stand for the Fallout 4 slander within my earshot, but after the week I just had, I was suppressing the urge to get stabby.

Then they should go back to their cubes to have the conversation, they sure as hell didn't need to stand right next to mine.

I am all about having preferences and not liking aspects of games. That is 100% normal. What's not normal is standing right next to someone's cube having a loud conversation about it for 5 minutes. Go outside the SCIF, FFS.

I've had the same Bluetooth model for like 5 years, never once connected it to my phone. I've lost teeth to motorcycle accidents, but never lost one due to a cavity, so I don't need an app telling me how I missed a spot.

You don't need my permission, but if you find yourself in an RSD spiral, remember:

You can leave.

You can fake a work emergency.

You can say "I have to go" and just... go.

You don't need a reason that satisfies them. Protecting your mental health IS the reason.

This is my literal hell. I absolutely hated that shit when my kids were little (and my ex loooooved to have exactly those kinds of parties for them 🤮).

Hey now, goddammit, we don't kink shame in this house, Russell.

GOAT SEA is fucking diabolical

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Russ, you always bring main character energy

America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.

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Oh Trinity will just walk slow directly in my way, she is very overt in her assassination attempts

Trinity is doing her best to be the most adorable load-bearing mechanism for my sanity

But a little nuance: there are at least 14 distinct populations of humpbacks, categorized by their annual migrations, and some of them are still facing localized extinction.

5 are either endangered or threatened, while 9 are not.

For example, the Arabian sea, a busy shipping area...