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I pretend to do stuff for money. Pay me and I will do it. But like, you don't have to if it's funny or whatever.
Have you ever wished that Uncle Grandpa came to visit you, so you could steal his little fanny pack and use it as truck ornament? Yeah, me neither.
April 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Have you ever wished that Uncle Grandpa came to visit you, so you could steal his little fanny pack and use it as truck ornament? Yeah, me neither.
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Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts
March 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts
We are told to avoid the Noid, but did we ever stop to ask how that made the Noid feel? #EndMaleLoneliness
March 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We are told to avoid the Noid, but did we ever stop to ask how that made the Noid feel? #EndMaleLoneliness
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Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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theonion.com/environmenta...
December 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
theonion.com/environmenta...
theonion.com/environmenta...
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Utah is not in the US
December 6, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Utah is not in the US
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Acting tip: if you have a line like “what are you doing?” Or “where are you going?” pronounce the last word so it rhymes with “boing.” This is called “making a choice”
December 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Acting tip: if you have a line like “what are you doing?” Or “where are you going?” pronounce the last word so it rhymes with “boing.” This is called “making a choice”