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I'm that guy you know. Ya know? From that one place? Like a decade ago?

-> if you have a Cardigan Corgi and post pics of it, I will follow you immediately
(Pembrokes are 50/50, all other dogs based on vibes)
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Unethical life pro tip: management isn't going to read your performance review anyway, so dont even waste your time
is something wrong with notifications?

oh I guess I would have had to have received any to notice
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Bro why is today moving at a glacial pace???
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wizz is an app published by French developers "Voodoo". France, notably, also developed the guillotine, which I think is a fitting punishment for any fucking psychopath that thought "an app for kids to connect" was a good idea.
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Unethical life pro tip: management isn't going to read your performance review anyway, so dont even waste your time
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Employees should be able to submit performance reviews for their management team every year.

[Does not meet minimum expectations]
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you can hate it here, you can hate it anywhere
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Big things are happening this week
phinq.lol Phinq @phinq.lol · Jul 5
I'm only like a dozen miracles away from being happy
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What the fuck do you mean Facebook brought back the poke button???
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Truly, if you're not following the CPSC then why are you even on this website?
Check your kid's list for the Flaming Sword of Handsomeus Ronicus.
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Hi all, I'm in need of a bit of help so that I can continue to have health insurance, I really hate asking for money for free without giving anything in return so I am doing a marathon on my channel next week to help this!

Starts December 8th, I'll be doing 6 hour streams!
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The week after a holiday is the worst cuz now when I need something from someone at work I have to start messages with "hey how was your holiday" like i dont give a shit at all, please dont tell me about how your uncle Craig tried to fuck the turkey again, Im only messaging you cuz I need something
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
cember
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Thanks, "The Economist", very cool.

The CEO of The Economist, Lara Boro, makes about $2,300,000 a year, by the way.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
God I fucking love water
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Thanks, AI overview, very cool!
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Every time any company has released a new product it has always been worse than previous versions, and there is nothing we can do to change that.

God bless capitalism
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. once again I have ignored the first rule of posting ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. don't post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. never post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
it gets dark at 4:30 now and that's disgusting, but truly the worst part about winter is that I have to wait 5 minutes for hot water in my sink/shower
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hol up, We're so back
pretty sure this is the beginning of my downfall
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You know, I bet "new car smell" used to be of leather and wood, and not vinyl and plastic
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Mechanic tells me my car needs "two parts", but one of those parts is a full engine replacement

Thank god this is covered under warranty
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I saw a video the other day about some supposed war between twizzlers fans and red vines fans. I was unaware people cared that much about candy, but it occurred to me that I had never tried red vines before, so I bought some and... like... where do I enlist to fight people who like these????
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Wow that is a fun fact!
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
pretty sure this is the beginning of my downfall
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM