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Phinq
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I'm that guy you know. Ya know? From that one place? Like a decade ago?

-> if you have a Cardigan Corgi and post pics of it, I will follow you immediately
(Pembrokes are 50/50, all other dogs based on vibes)
Unethical life pro tip: management isn't going to read your performance review anyway, so dont even waste your time
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The raddest?? No way! Im only radish
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thanks, "The Economist", very cool.

The CEO of The Economist, Lara Boro, makes about $2,300,000 a year, by the way.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Thanks, AI overview, very cool!
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Wow that is a fun fact!
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Saw this headline, was super interested, had to click it.

the discovery is "a more accurate way to tell time".

okay I'm done with the internet for today. Goodnight everyone.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Fucking ugh
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
eepy baby
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My crunch? Wrapped!
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
honestly just give Staten Island to New Jersey
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Ah yes, Who could forget New York City's five boroughs;
- BRONX
- BROOKLYN
- MANHATTAN
- QUEENS
+ view all boroughs
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
literally kill me.
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Not to get toooo political but yikes
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
AI is going to replace us all
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
In Dune's lore, computers were banned after AI had enslaved all humans and a great war was fought to get their freedom back.
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
October 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The illusion of choice
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I was thinking about upgrading to this, actually
October 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
eheheheheheheh
October 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Hmm, now that you mention it, I *DO* identify as "optional"
October 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"I know you have treats over there, I can see them! Please give me some? Pleeeease???"
October 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
September 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Shillelagh has been really confused this week
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
September 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Don't worry, I found them!
September 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM