Phil Wong 3rd Hardest Man in Catford
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Phil Wong 3rd Hardest Man in Catford
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3rd hardest man in Catford, CAFC and Lewisham Borough fan, father of 2, husband of 1. Away goals count double
That’s why I don’t know if I believe in god or not

If I was god I’d make it a 10/10 experience for everyone waterparks and slush puppies for all around

My lifes 7.5/10 and I reckon the global average is probably 6/10
April 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My ideal life span would be about 400 years if I could live somewhere you didn’t have to work 5 days out of 7

And in a world where you could drink beer and eat takeaways without getting fat and forgetful
April 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
He could save a pen just using his arm pit bagginess
April 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
April 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Players move all the time

It’s 2025 not 1975
April 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
“But dad the rams a shit hole”

Who the fuck are you the king of Sheba? I didn’t raise you to 2b a pub snob.

I’ll pay for your pints and game of pool some money for the duke box

Dont say I never involve you in owt when I’m literally inviting u down the pub with me and the lads Clive son 😅
March 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
When spoons was open Clive would pop in with me and sometimes even Sharon so it was win win cos I’d get to spend time with family as well as drink 8 pints

Neither of them step foot in the ram for some reason. Sharon I can kind of understand but Clive’s being a millleniul fanny about it
March 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Just take every day as it comes and make every decision based on what outcome you want and what is best 4u and ur loved ones

Going to the boozer is best for me, and I don’t think my loved ones mind too much so that decision I feel is an easy one

🍺

Just wish spoons hadn’t shut
March 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Bht seems to have stayed okay since Con left. We was worried it would go shit but it’s still okay still got most of the regular lads in and not changed too much

Obviously the ram is still the GOAT go to boozer for anyone who loves a pint aka me
March 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Constituonal was okay in summer with the roof garden. Cinema bar at catford mews was always a weird pint with all the kids and hipsters running amok

Duke of Catford / 9th Life just needs to be a shit pun again like when it was the Goose. Used to be more ppl in there when it was just a normal boozer
March 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
..sports all day on Sunday and only buy about half a pint of coke over 6 hours

My usual seat gets taken up unless I get in there at 12 on the dot

Shame cos I like a steady 6 pinter Sunday afternoon catching up with the lads on WhatsApp and sending them photos of my stellas
March 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM