Phil Wong 3rd Hardest Man in Catford
@philwongcatford.bsky.social
3rd hardest man in Catford, CAFC and Lewisham Borough fan, father of 2, husband of 1. Away goals count double
These Chinese lads are dead good at snooker
Might need to get them down Q Stix for a face off with me and Joe chapman
Might need to get them down Q Stix for a face off with me and Joe chapman
September 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
These Chinese lads are dead good at snooker
Might need to get them down Q Stix for a face off with me and Joe chapman
Might need to get them down Q Stix for a face off with me and Joe chapman
Been chattin to BFJ tonight about this
Could you live live in a spaceship with your favourite 12 people for 60,000 years?
I don’t think I could
Would run out of conversations and stuff to do
Makes me think that eternal life could be more of a sentence than a freedom
#philwong
Could you live live in a spaceship with your favourite 12 people for 60,000 years?
I don’t think I could
Would run out of conversations and stuff to do
Makes me think that eternal life could be more of a sentence than a freedom
#philwong
April 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Been chattin to BFJ tonight about this
Could you live live in a spaceship with your favourite 12 people for 60,000 years?
I don’t think I could
Would run out of conversations and stuff to do
Makes me think that eternal life could be more of a sentence than a freedom
#philwong
Could you live live in a spaceship with your favourite 12 people for 60,000 years?
I don’t think I could
Would run out of conversations and stuff to do
Makes me think that eternal life could be more of a sentence than a freedom
#philwong
Can’t say I haven’t had 14 pints over the course of the day at Cambridge away 2day
Shame doesn’t look like we’ll catch up with those American Wrexham lads who are all that is wrong with football thesedays
Still, we’ve got good form for glory in the play offs #cafc
Shame doesn’t look like we’ll catch up with those American Wrexham lads who are all that is wrong with football thesedays
Still, we’ve got good form for glory in the play offs #cafc
April 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Can’t say I haven’t had 14 pints over the course of the day at Cambridge away 2day
Shame doesn’t look like we’ll catch up with those American Wrexham lads who are all that is wrong with football thesedays
Still, we’ve got good form for glory in the play offs #cafc
Shame doesn’t look like we’ll catch up with those American Wrexham lads who are all that is wrong with football thesedays
Still, we’ve got good form for glory in the play offs #cafc
I’m spending tomorrow in the pub
On my own
On my own
April 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’m spending tomorrow in the pub
On my own
On my own
I see Michael carrick’s winning the snooker again
April 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I see Michael carrick’s winning the snooker again
First 2 weeks of Blythe hill tavern saw price rises on your Guiness after week 1 and 2.
It’s up to £6:30 now
Andy Mack and his wierd Sunderland mates talking about a 6 month buoycoutt if it rises again 😟
It’s up to £6:30 now
Andy Mack and his wierd Sunderland mates talking about a 6 month buoycoutt if it rises again 😟
April 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
First 2 weeks of Blythe hill tavern saw price rises on your Guiness after week 1 and 2.
It’s up to £6:30 now
Andy Mack and his wierd Sunderland mates talking about a 6 month buoycoutt if it rises again 😟
It’s up to £6:30 now
Andy Mack and his wierd Sunderland mates talking about a 6 month buoycoutt if it rises again 😟
@vincerai.bsky.social been in the shirkers with Steve, Nick and Alex from the Blythe. Got some food from the weird chicken shop next door and they had no sauce. So we’ve bought some ketchup and are gonna leave about £1.70’s worth so it’s up for grabs if any of your punters want it.
March 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
@vincerai.bsky.social been in the shirkers with Steve, Nick and Alex from the Blythe. Got some food from the weird chicken shop next door and they had no sauce. So we’ve bought some ketchup and are gonna leave about £1.70’s worth so it’s up for grabs if any of your punters want it.
Gonna have an afternoon glass off wine 🍷 and sit in the front room til Sharon and the kids get home
Then possibly head to the BHT beer garden or just sit in the ram
Not sure if I’l text Joe / bagfoot / whitepete or just go solo
So many options in life, you just have to take every day as it comes
Then possibly head to the BHT beer garden or just sit in the ram
Not sure if I’l text Joe / bagfoot / whitepete or just go solo
So many options in life, you just have to take every day as it comes
March 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gonna have an afternoon glass off wine 🍷 and sit in the front room til Sharon and the kids get home
Then possibly head to the BHT beer garden or just sit in the ram
Not sure if I’l text Joe / bagfoot / whitepete or just go solo
So many options in life, you just have to take every day as it comes
Then possibly head to the BHT beer garden or just sit in the ram
Not sure if I’l text Joe / bagfoot / whitepete or just go solo
So many options in life, you just have to take every day as it comes
Crazy 2 think that catford is down to about 3 pubs these days
I wouldn’t be against the Broadway re-opening the bar 2 the public - used to be a cocktail bar called nanna’s place or summat - was perfect for a drink on way home from a night out to tip you over the edge nicely then waddle home
I wouldn’t be against the Broadway re-opening the bar 2 the public - used to be a cocktail bar called nanna’s place or summat - was perfect for a drink on way home from a night out to tip you over the edge nicely then waddle home
March 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Crazy 2 think that catford is down to about 3 pubs these days
I wouldn’t be against the Broadway re-opening the bar 2 the public - used to be a cocktail bar called nanna’s place or summat - was perfect for a drink on way home from a night out to tip you over the edge nicely then waddle home
I wouldn’t be against the Broadway re-opening the bar 2 the public - used to be a cocktail bar called nanna’s place or summat - was perfect for a drink on way home from a night out to tip you over the edge nicely then waddle home
Interesting how the migration of folk from spoons to the ram since spoons shut there’s not that many ppl seem to have done it I’m guessing a lot just moved down to Lewisham spoons and some may just be drinking on the Broadway
Biggest prob 4me atm in ram is the lads who just come in 2 watch sky…
Biggest prob 4me atm in ram is the lads who just come in 2 watch sky…
March 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Interesting how the migration of folk from spoons to the ram since spoons shut there’s not that many ppl seem to have done it I’m guessing a lot just moved down to Lewisham spoons and some may just be drinking on the Broadway
Biggest prob 4me atm in ram is the lads who just come in 2 watch sky…
Biggest prob 4me atm in ram is the lads who just come in 2 watch sky…
Getting into historical podcasts recently just listened to one about the hoover dam pretty interesting
March 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Getting into historical podcasts recently just listened to one about the hoover dam pretty interesting
🎵 I wanna know what love is… 🎵
March 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
🎵 I wanna know what love is… 🎵
Good win for Saudi Arabia today
Anyone who supports Newcastle is a head in the sand camel cunt
Anyone who supports Newcastle is a head in the sand camel cunt
March 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Good win for Saudi Arabia today
Anyone who supports Newcastle is a head in the sand camel cunt
Anyone who supports Newcastle is a head in the sand camel cunt
I know you’re not meant to swear on blue sky but lick my fanny Birmingham and Wrexham
March 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I know you’re not meant to swear on blue sky but lick my fanny Birmingham and Wrexham
Charlton won again today
And the day ends in a ‘y’
And the day ends in a ‘y’
March 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Charlton won again today
And the day ends in a ‘y’
And the day ends in a ‘y’
I’m desperate to have a pint with Stephen Graham
That actor from Liverpool
That actor from Liverpool
March 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m desperate to have a pint with Stephen Graham
That actor from Liverpool
That actor from Liverpool
Update on the Blythe hill tavern ownership change
Pleased to report that the Guinness is still lovely, staff are still great (some new faces some existing members) and the atmos still good
We was worried when Con left it wud go downhill but still always a pleasure to sup there
Pleased to report that the Guinness is still lovely, staff are still great (some new faces some existing members) and the atmos still good
We was worried when Con left it wud go downhill but still always a pleasure to sup there
March 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Update on the Blythe hill tavern ownership change
Pleased to report that the Guinness is still lovely, staff are still great (some new faces some existing members) and the atmos still good
We was worried when Con left it wud go downhill but still always a pleasure to sup there
Pleased to report that the Guinness is still lovely, staff are still great (some new faces some existing members) and the atmos still good
We was worried when Con left it wud go downhill but still always a pleasure to sup there
So this woman comes up to me today going “ah you’re a joke”
I said “sorry love what did you say?”
She goes your a joke putting that garden shed up in your back garden
I said “sorry love what did you say?”
She goes your a joke putting that garden shed up in your back garden
March 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So this woman comes up to me today going “ah you’re a joke”
I said “sorry love what did you say?”
She goes your a joke putting that garden shed up in your back garden
I said “sorry love what did you say?”
She goes your a joke putting that garden shed up in your back garden
Everyone’s always like “aaaah come on man fucken hell”
And I’m always like “calm down man fucken hell “
And I’m always like “calm down man fucken hell “
March 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Everyone’s always like “aaaah come on man fucken hell”
And I’m always like “calm down man fucken hell “
And I’m always like “calm down man fucken hell “
First day of every month since #catford spoons shut ive bn lighting a candle & letting it burn to the bottom as I drink a bottle of red wine and remember the joy it brought to my life
Being that iv had 8 pints at Leyton Orient today there’s a chance my house will burn down 2nite
Being that iv had 8 pints at Leyton Orient today there’s a chance my house will burn down 2nite
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
First day of every month since #catford spoons shut ive bn lighting a candle & letting it burn to the bottom as I drink a bottle of red wine and remember the joy it brought to my life
Being that iv had 8 pints at Leyton Orient today there’s a chance my house will burn down 2nite
Being that iv had 8 pints at Leyton Orient today there’s a chance my house will burn down 2nite
I want to have sex with lower division stands that don’t go to the end of the pitch
February 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I want to have sex with lower division stands that don’t go to the end of the pitch
Hearing a rumour that Andy Mack nearly set fire to his kitchen this arvo and was running about his front yard shouting “fuckin hell fuckin hell fuckin hell” in his slippers with a bucket of water
Wish I had footage 🤣🤣🤣
Wish I had footage 🤣🤣🤣
January 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hearing a rumour that Andy Mack nearly set fire to his kitchen this arvo and was running about his front yard shouting “fuckin hell fuckin hell fuckin hell” in his slippers with a bucket of water
Wish I had footage 🤣🤣🤣
Wish I had footage 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Graham has looked 45 years old since he was a teenager.
I used to think “unlucky there mate” but now he’s 53 I’m thinking fair enough
I used to think “unlucky there mate” but now he’s 53 I’m thinking fair enough
January 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Stephen Graham has looked 45 years old since he was a teenager.
I used to think “unlucky there mate” but now he’s 53 I’m thinking fair enough
I used to think “unlucky there mate” but now he’s 53 I’m thinking fair enough