I see Michael carrick’s winning the snooker again

First 2 weeks of Blythe hill tavern saw price rises on your Guiness after week 1 and 2.

It’s up to £6:30 now

Andy Mack and his wierd Sunderland mates talking about a 6 month buoycoutt if it rises again 😟

@vincerai.bsky.social been in the shirkers with Steve, Nick and Alex from the Blythe. Got some food from the weird chicken shop next door and they had no sauce. So we’ve bought some ketchup and are gonna leave about £1.70’s worth so it’s up for grabs if any of your punters want it.

🎵 I wanna know what love is… 🎵

I know you’re not meant to swear on blue sky but lick my fanny Birmingham and Wrexham

I want to have sex with lower division stands that don’t go to the end of the pitch

Stephen Graham has looked 45 years old since he was a teenager.

I used to think “unlucky there mate” but now he’s 53 I’m thinking fair enough

Clive and I had some Crazy Sour Skittles and now normal Skittles don’t even get my tastebuds out of bed.

👊👊👊

Hello lads

#cafc I was in charge of trains this week so I’ve chosen the option with 5 cjanges that gets us in 5 mins before the 2 changes one

CAN’T WAIT TO SEE JOE CHAPMAN’S FACE AT NEWARK!

Last orders in the Ram a formality

Ev1 so sick of international wind that we’re all wanking off about watching Plymouth Watford tomorrow night