Phil
@philtils.bsky.social
Professional IT Geek. Amateur Retro Gaming Nerd. Dog botherer. Twitter survivor.
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Phil
@philtils.bsky.social
· Nov 25
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🎶 Her name is Lily
She was a racer
With silver speckles in her hair
And a snoot right down to there 🎶
She was a racer
With silver speckles in her hair
And a snoot right down to there 🎶
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 AM
🎶 Her name is Lily
She was a racer
With silver speckles in her hair
And a snoot right down to there 🎶
She was a racer
With silver speckles in her hair
And a snoot right down to there 🎶
My wife suggested I keep the leftover spare screws and bolts from a recent flat-pack furniture build “just in case we ever need them” and this is like me telling her to remember to blink regularly.
July 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
My wife suggested I keep the leftover spare screws and bolts from a recent flat-pack furniture build “just in case we ever need them” and this is like me telling her to remember to blink regularly.
June 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Fucksake, roundabouts are woke now
the baby is wearing a striped shirt and covering his face with his hand .
ALT: the baby is wearing a striped shirt and covering his face with his hand .
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May 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Fucksake, roundabouts are woke now
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“Can we go outside and play now?”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
May 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“Can we go outside and play now?”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
“The 1st rule of Rules Club is, you do not talk about Rules Club.
The 2nd rule of Rules Club is, you DO NOT talk about Rules Club.”
…
“The 1064th rule of Rules Club is, you do not whistle in morse code about Rules Club. And that’s all we have time for this week. See you next time.”
The 2nd rule of Rules Club is, you DO NOT talk about Rules Club.”
…
“The 1064th rule of Rules Club is, you do not whistle in morse code about Rules Club. And that’s all we have time for this week. See you next time.”
May 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“The 1st rule of Rules Club is, you do not talk about Rules Club.
The 2nd rule of Rules Club is, you DO NOT talk about Rules Club.”
…
“The 1064th rule of Rules Club is, you do not whistle in morse code about Rules Club. And that’s all we have time for this week. See you next time.”
The 2nd rule of Rules Club is, you DO NOT talk about Rules Club.”
…
“The 1064th rule of Rules Club is, you do not whistle in morse code about Rules Club. And that’s all we have time for this week. See you next time.”
My mouse cursor when I come back to my desk with a Word doc open full-screen.
a row of cars parked on the side of a street
ALT: a row of cars parked on the side of a street
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My mouse cursor when I come back to my desk with a Word doc open full-screen.
Ok, so this was a kick in the guts. #TLOU #TheLastOfUs
April 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Ok, so this was a kick in the guts. #TLOU #TheLastOfUs
I’m enjoying this The Last of Us tv show. Hey, I reckon it would make a good video game.
April 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’m enjoying this The Last of Us tv show. Hey, I reckon it would make a good video game.
Hey qq, will I enjoy Expedition 33 if I haven’t played Expedition 1 to 32?
April 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Hey qq, will I enjoy Expedition 33 if I haven’t played Expedition 1 to 32?
Web-based news articles be like:
“You’ll NEVER guess what <starlet> wore yesterday!”
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*old pic*
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*ad*
“Blah blah”
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“Blah blah”
*old pic*
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*ad*
“Blah blah”
*old pic*
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*ad*
“Blah blah”
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*pic*
“She wore a COAT!”
“You’ll NEVER guess what <starlet> wore yesterday!”
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*old pic*
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*old pic*
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*old pic*
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*pic*
“She wore a COAT!”
April 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Web-based news articles be like:
“You’ll NEVER guess what <starlet> wore yesterday!”
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*old pic*
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*old pic*
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*old pic*
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*pic*
“She wore a COAT!”
“You’ll NEVER guess what <starlet> wore yesterday!”
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*old pic*
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*old pic*
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*old pic*
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*scroll*
*ad*
“Blah blah”
*pic*
“She wore a COAT!”
Spent most of this morning persuading a stubborn wood pigeon not to build a nest at head height in a small bushy tree in my garden because my bouncy terrier cross-breed will HAVE HER!
a brown dog is standing on a blue and white rug
ALT: a brown dog is standing on a blue and white rug
media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Spent most of this morning persuading a stubborn wood pigeon not to build a nest at head height in a small bushy tree in my garden because my bouncy terrier cross-breed will HAVE HER!