Phil
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Phil
@philtils.bsky.social
Professional IT Geek. Amateur Retro Gaming Nerd. Dog botherer. Twitter survivor.
I see your Sooty and Sweep, and raise you Zig and Zag.
July 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“When they met, it was moider”
June 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Have the apes evolved flameproof fur?
May 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
But I would’ve let it lie.
May 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The satisfaction of getting a game to load by adjusting the tape head azimuth screw.
May 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
But…but…Freedom of Speech is under threat in *Europe*, right?
May 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Key difference is Rwanda was cruelly intended for ALL asylum seekers crossing the channel, including successful ones.

I don’t think anyone is arguing that failed asylum seekers trying to game the system should be allowed to stay? 🤷🏼‍♂️
May 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
“I put my car key in my house door by mistake, turned it and the house started up. So I drove it around for a while. I went too fast and a cop pulled me over. He said ’Where do you live?’. I said ‘Right here!’” 🤣
May 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nothing’s loading. There’s just an empty space.
May 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“Excuse me, are u in the queue?”

“Yes, and so is e”
May 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is why I sucked big-time at Resident Evil.
May 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM