Philip Casale
@philsonschmilson.bsky.social
Actor, Writer, Sometimes Director. Co-creator of “Welcome to Hell” your favorite underground horror comedy talk show. Once dreamed an entire David Lynch movie start to finish and would list it on Letterboxd if they would let him.
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1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.
Elon is a lot like my grandfather’s alcoholic wife who went into our savings and converted it all to drinking funds. Except this time, my family doesn’t seem to give a fuck.
February 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Elon is a lot like my grandfather’s alcoholic wife who went into our savings and converted it all to drinking funds. Except this time, my family doesn’t seem to give a fuck.
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Actually, it’s Whomstbastank.
December 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Actually, it’s Whomstbastank.
@mtainfo.bsky.social what is happening at Lex 59th? Why were none of the MTA workers telling us to use the upstairs track? No one communicated anything to anyone and now we’ve all been stuck here for an hour.
November 22, 2024 at 6:08 AM
@mtainfo.bsky.social what is happening at Lex 59th? Why were none of the MTA workers telling us to use the upstairs track? No one communicated anything to anyone and now we’ve all been stuck here for an hour.
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Matt Gaetz forced to pull out after sex scandal explodes www.dailykos.com/stories/2024...
Matt Gaetz forced to pull out after sex scandal explodes www.dailykos.com/stories/2024...
Matt Gaetz forced to pull out after sex scandal explodes
Matt Gaetz withdrew his name from consideration for attorney general on Thursday, saying his nomination—besieged by allegations that he had sex with minors at drug-fueled sex parties and then bragged ...
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November 21, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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Matt Gaetz forced to pull out after sex scandal explodes www.dailykos.com/stories/2024...
Matt Gaetz forced to pull out after sex scandal explodes www.dailykos.com/stories/2024...
Threatened a bunch of neo nazis with physical violence on X, felt hollow, deactivated the account.
November 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Threatened a bunch of neo nazis with physical violence on X, felt hollow, deactivated the account.
Oh by the way, hi. I’m Phil. I am an actor despite my lousy hustle, and sketch comedy in NYC has given me life for the last 15 years. So has vintage jackets and the odd chance to become a werewolf.
November 16, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Oh by the way, hi. I’m Phil. I am an actor despite my lousy hustle, and sketch comedy in NYC has given me life for the last 15 years. So has vintage jackets and the odd chance to become a werewolf.
Why is writing the worst thing that has ever happened
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Why is writing the worst thing that has ever happened
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DID YOU KNOW that you can get a well reviewed stun gun on Amazon (or wherever) for <$30 and/or a high-powered pepper spray device with UV tracking dye for about $10 apiece - and furthermore, did you know that holidays are approaching and that these things fit inside stockings for women of all ages
November 9, 2024 at 11:10 PM
DID YOU KNOW that you can get a well reviewed stun gun on Amazon (or wherever) for <$30 and/or a high-powered pepper spray device with UV tracking dye for about $10 apiece - and furthermore, did you know that holidays are approaching and that these things fit inside stockings for women of all ages