Phil Mess
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philmess.bsky.social
Phil Mess
@philmess.bsky.social
I know karate... voodoo too.
I don't *feel* tardy.

Phil Mess on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/14B0tvDQwXDFvGXfWza6wg?si=l8JWw6Z2R7OtLpyzO2RWOA
Only the goodest dog with a gun.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Guns don't kill people.
Dogs with guns kill people.
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I came here to leave this exact comment. You best me to it.
September 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You're a brave, brave man.
June 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I like coming up with fake names for solo projects. This lends itself to Walter Payne, which has a nice ring to it.
April 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Lol no
April 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Lol no
April 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I lol'd at the excessively slow mixing.
April 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
T h r o w n .
February 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"ThiS iSn'T wHaT i VoTeD fOr!"

Yes it is, you freaking knob.
February 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Smoorder.
January 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM